Saturday, September 25, 2010

France's Michelle Obama Does Bowie

Scandalous! Carla Bruni has released a cover of David Bowie's Absolute Beginners and apparently its awful. I'm listening to it now, and of course its demo quality but its not half bad! Her accent gives it more depth than if she were a regular yankee covering another Bowie song. If you google Carla Bruni Absolute Beginners you'll come up with some pretty harsh critiques though. You'd swear she sounded like Roseanne Barr or something.

I say, beautifully done not Queen but First Lady of France.

PS Perez has such a monopoly on videos now...

Friday, September 24, 2010

I Just Gleed Myself...

I am beyond words right now! A preview of Glee's "Britney Spears" episode was posted by B Nasty herself!

How amazing is that? Naya Rivera is ok as a Madonnawannabe but Heather Morris kicked ass!!! It's like she always wanted to be Britney and finally got her chance. Awez

PS Totally didn't know Heather Morris is from Scottsdale, AZ. Funny how famous Arizonians always have to leave to be famous


Thursday, September 23, 2010

Courtney, whats wrong with your face?

Bad Botox! Courtney Cox Arquette is looking rough...Scream 4 is going to be a fun movie to waste 10 bucks on, but the real horror is that very noticble lazy eye Coco is sporting.

Bad face lift perhaps? It will be a joy to watch her scream without emoting!


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

MIA is not a pop star!

Perez Hilton has been bashing MIA for quite some time (pretty much after MIA said she was not and never would be goo goo for Gaga).

M.I.A is a british painter, musician, director, and activist born to parents of Sri Lankan Tamil decent. You may know her from the fantastic song "Paper Planes" that was featured in the trailer for Pineapple Express. At 35 years old, she's been nominated for 2 Grammy's, an Academy Award and countless other awards for her contribution to the art community. She lived through and survived most of the Sri Lankan Civil War in the 80's and later began protesting war and violence around the world as well as its effect on entertainment. She is active in the "fight" against violence in video games and in film as she saw blood shed first hand as a small child. She is also an advocate for the education of those suffering from dyslexia, a disorder she battles with today.

On top of all of that, the girl is a fashion designer!

It would be easy to call her the Tamil Lady Gaga, only that would be giving Gaga some undeserved credit! I love M.I.A and she is a true artists who isn't focused on the marketablitiy of her art. She has a following and enjoys creating for that following.

*Fun side note that makes her even more awesome, her Grammy performance was on her DUE DATE! Nothing will stop this woman (ps I think having her perform this version of her song was stupid.)
MIA/ Kanye West/ Jay-Z/ Lil Wayne / TI - Grammys - 2009
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Anyway she dropped a new music video and Perez has damned it as awful. I watched it and its not commercial but that doesnt make it awful!

Friday, September 17, 2010

Okay calm down. Leann Rimes is not the end of humanity

I've been reading a lot about Leann Rimes lately. She cheated very publicly on her husband of almost 10 years with a guy who was also married to someone else for nearly 10 years.

oh boy..

She denied in media outlets even when they were caught kissing and canoodling and so forth. Okay this is not the first time this has happened.

Now they have both divorced their spouses to start a new "honest" relationship. And all hell is breaking loose. People are calling this chick a slut, whore, bitch etc and its all a little over blown don't you think?

I keep reading this quote and I can understand what she did:

"This past year, for the first time ever, I put me first. I'm sure some people are thinking that I was totally selfish, but the truth is, there are times in your life when you have to be selfish in order to find out what truly makes you happy."

There is a difference between a Tiger Woods and a Leann Rimes. A Tiger Woods cheats because he gets away with it and enjoys that feeling. He cheats because he IS married. He has a spare at home when he's done with these bitches. Leann Rimes cheats because she's unhappily married and realized it too late. Leann Rimes cheats because she may have met who she was supposed to be with. Women after all are a little bit more in tune with themselves and their emotions. It may just be that she was blinded by a different, unsustainable love to her previous hubby and the veil lifted slowly but surely.

I actually commend Leann Rimes for getting out of a partnership she was no longer happy with. While her ex claims they were happy, we all know someone who is so wrapped up in their own view of how a relationship is going, and doesn't see the other person is miserable.

I'm gonna guess that's what happened here.

Did she need to cheat? no. But sometimes it can be an unavoidable end to a relationship. If true love blossoms out of it, is it still wrong?

PS in Angelina and Brads case yes. I know they are kind of the same thing but I say Death To Brangelina. Team Aniston on that one.

Such a double standard right? eh


Thursday, September 16, 2010

Business 2 Blogger

So I've decided to try out this new site. The only way I can describe it is to post whats on the website

[B2B's goal is] To give every Blogger, big and small, access to paid writing  opportunities that have traditionally been grabbed before they even knew  it was available! You sign up. We send you a maximum of 1 email per day containing paid  blogging opportunities. If you find one you are interested in, we put  you directly in touch with the business that needs your bloggy  expertise. Then we leave you two lovebirds alone.

Sounds fantastic! I love all of my "give us your opinion" sites like Bzzagent and Ehow. Now I can add another one to it!
business 2 blogger

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Okay I know how this is!

Anthony Kedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers said some discouraging words against Glee this past weekend.

“Generally speaking, that doesn’t excite me,” he admitted. “Nothing against Glee or any of those American Idol type shows, but you know … music that is near and dear to our hearts and the people we wrote it for and play it for, it doesn’t make sense to be seen in a television format. It seems emotionally displaced.”

To be fair, he also said he's never seen the show. I went the whole first season, knocking it down. Now that I've gotten involved with the story line (that I wholeheartedly believe is better than the singing), I understand the appeal of Glee. I originally didn't enjoy the show because of the singing. Auto-tune is going to be music's true downfall and this show uses it more than it needs to. Sometimes its also hard to get over the change from dialogue to 100% studio produced singing. Once you get over that stuff, its easy to watch the show!

Because its so difficult for some people to get in to this show (like me), I can understand where he's coming from. But I do think if he sat and watched the show from Ep. 1 to the finale, he'd want RHCP to be featured. Sometimes the songs just go so well. I loved the "Defying Gravity" duet Lea Michaels and Chris Colfer did. It shows just how deeply these songs effect the characters and story line as well. You can find both characters versions as well as their duet (top one). A beautiful rendition that means different things for both characters.


Why I love gay men

Gay men are beautiful. They are a heightened species and more often than not they tend to be near perfect specimens. Whenever I see a gay man who takes care of his biznazz, my inner Dr. Frankenfurter screams in my brain "Ohhhhh Rockaaaay".

They dance better, they dress better, their conversational skills excel beyond what most men are capable of. And lets face it, they always smell amazing.

Loving my gays tonight


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

I am SO sad over this!

So this Dahlia has been singing LFO since hearing the news of Rich Cronin's untimely death. Of course The Dahlia's Dude doesn't really get it because he thinks L.F.O is G.A.Y. Let me say however that this group did a lot of good for music and fashion. I mean who really wore Abercrombie and Fitch before "Summer Girls"?.

Rich, at 35 you were way too young to go. You're lower lip biting, "girl..." spoken word bridges, and junk grabbing will be missed.



Can we all sue Britney Spears for harassment?

Because we've all seen her cooter one too many times. It seems that there is always a new hire of the Spears' that ends up breaking their silence for some cash.

A former bodyguard of B Nasty is suing the pop star for sexual harassment and is alleging CHILD ABUSE!
I'm calling total bullshit on this because the woman can't fart without asking twelve handlers for permission, let a lone harass someone with her snatch. Child abuse? whatever. I can vaguely remember this same story coming from another bodyguard a few years ago and nothing came of it. Her children have already been taken away so she's not flying below the radar (<--awesome Britney song btw).

According to Fernando Flore, Britney on several occassions, mooned the guard, showing him her goodies. When he reacted negativley, she uttered "You know you liked it". And know you fucking did!!! She also reinacted "The Graduate" and nuded it up while asking for 7 Up. Lolz

He ALSO claims when not beating her children with borrowed belts, she feed them shell fish when they are *gasp* allergic to it.

Oh and last but not least, she apparently has sex really loud...cause thats an effin crime.

Ok here is my take on it. Britney Spears is kind of a slut. It's not really breaking news, and its not all that bad because thankfully someone got this bitch on the pill. That being said, shes BRITNEY SPEARS! She is the definition of  "if I looked like that I'd be naked all the time"! If you're hot pop sensation boss wants to show her goods off around the house, you should be thankful you're getting paid for such a kush job, dude!

When it comes to the kids however...I seriously doubt she's around her kids enough to abuse them. Sadly she's got nannies for all that bonding.

So in conclusion

-naked boss=shut up and enjoy seeing a nake Britney Spears all in yo face. But that's hearsay so make sure you always make her out to be a bad parent so you're solidified a cash payout. Whoopins aren't illegal, sir. I don't agree with that type of punishment but you're the bodyguard. A well trained dog could do your job, so just be happy Rover retired.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Update!!! Girl version of F*ck You!!!

I went to do my nails which are in desperate need for a polish and what did I find? A girl version of F*ck You!

It's by a NY artist named Chrystina Orlando and its definitely being added to my favorites! It took quite a while finding this version as it seems the record label Cee Lo is under has filed a claim against it on youtube. It seems as if by changing the name of the video, she was able to upload it once again.


F*ck You!

Cee lo Green most famous for his work with Gnarles Barkley has released his new video for single "Fuck You". But wait! there are two official videos!! The first is simple and makes you really listen to the lyrics and the other is a more traditional, MTV appropriate music video. Both are pretty awesome though I'm enjoying the lyric video more than the super busy music video.

I appreciate Cee Lo for so many reasons. He really has brought soul back to pop music. In a world of computer created tunes, he is still using his god given gift of vocal talent!


Thursday, September 2, 2010

Poor Heidi

I really do feel bad for this hot, hot mess! She hates her body so she goes and orders the Demi Moore Special (everything) and now she hates it!

I don't believe for a second that this transformation was done at her own will. She married a skeezball hollywood wanna be and he most likely abused the crap out of her mentally until this was seen as her only viable option to stay relevant. All of the other ACTORS in The Hills have successful business ventures and what did Heidi invest in? Back problems and a soon to be removable MJ nose:

"My boobs are crushing me. They are totally too big and it's impossible to work out - they get in the way when I try to exercise. I have to wear two sports bras to run! It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. I can't hug my dogs anymore. Especially with my face in the condition it's in, I can't get up close or kiss them. Of they were to hit my nose I wouldn't be able to get it fixed again! I have to be really careful. I feel like a porcelain doll. I see so many things that I want to wear and can't I definitely didn't think about that part when I signed up for the surgery."

No honey you didn't think. I don't have monster boobs but I've got more than a handful and its painful and annoying. You can't wear what everyone else wears, you have cleavage in a turtle neck and your back hurts all the time. Plus, they really can crush you. I have to lift my boobs to take a proper deep breath! She obviously did not speak to anyone who has boobs that size let alone people similar in small frame with big jugs. Get them reduced and try and find Courtney Love's plastic surgeon. She almost looks like she aged naturally now! Lets just forget 1999-2008 when she looked like Mrs. Potato Head with different parts making up her face. She elected to widen her nose back to a semi normal shape



Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Hmm I think they can

Star magazine ran a story on Ashton and Demi claiming Ashton is a cheater cheater compulsive tweeter.

He recently took a jab at Star...through twitter stating:
"I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees."
"STAR magazine - you don't get to stand behind "freedom of the press" when you are writing fiction."
I actually think they can...that's the whole point. Right?

To be fair its not right for publications to say someones cheating when they most likely aren't. But tweeting about that stuff makes Ashton sound like a douche....I guess some things never change!