Sunday, October 14, 2012

uh Weird!

My last entry here was a year ago. Well The Dahlia had this adorable bud grow from her and she's been nurturing the hell out of it!

I did want to drop in and let everyone know about a couple of films we've been watching while we prepare for Halloween. After becoming a mother I realized I have become a wimp when it comes to Horror. I am now the woman that covers her face. It has something to do with hormones, or the vagina if you ask my friend, Any Republican Male. But what I did see of these movies I wanted to share..

Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter: I think you have to be drunk, or rolling to enjoy this movie. Or just really good at turning reality off. I enjoy the real story so much and I worry young kids see this and go "well SOME of that has to be true". No children...not one damn thing in this movie is accurate!! I'm thankful Steven Spielberg is knocking some sense into movie goers this winter with her film. 

The Pact: This picks up a lot quicker than modern horror films and I liked that. All too often we are supposed to get to know the people before anything crazy happens and I could give a bibble about all that. Get to the scares! The story is about a woman who while staying in her recently deceased mothers home is visited by something from beyond the grave. Pretty simple but the plot soon picks up. Visually the movie delivers some great trick photography scares and offers a "realistic" idea of what a haunting would be like. I had to cover my eyes is what I'm trying to say...

We continue with our nightly movie tonight and hopefully I'll have a couple more to note!

Friday, October 7, 2011

OMG This isn't for "Warriors 2.0?"

 I honestly thought that it was.

And I'm not saying I didn't like it. I sure I am gonna hate to see my beloved Warriors get the remake treatment but....if it were anything like this it may be okay....


Monday, August 22, 2011

Say Something Nice

If more major metropolises had these on street corners...We'd be better people instantly.

I love these types of social experiments even though no one will ever implement their ideas in to our culture. It would be a waste of money and of course they would be abused if not stolen. But try not being a pessimistic ass for 3:07 and ignore the fact that this would never work on a permanent basis. Unless we constructed amazing amplifying buildings that could offer its good use to the public, day in and day out, as well as amazing architecture so that it could also be deemed as an artistic piece...

Think the ASU Herberger Building, a very zen and beautiful building of classrooms and studio space that also serves as an important permanent art piece for the school. 

It makes the imagination wonder and I love it!Be positive today. If not just for 3:07 ;-)

And don't forget to say something nice


Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Yeah...having a litter of people can really fuck you up

Sometimes I actually feel bad for Octomom. Not super duper bad because she already had 6 kids before pumping herself full of fresh eggs and swimmers...but

A) the Doctor used way more than she was expecting

B) It's hard to selectively kill off the babies you don't want (especially when they are so expensive)

C) She's got 14 kids so its hard to hate her because she's already in a living hell

There is a tape that leaked out and people are up in arms because she says that she "hates babies". I would probably hate babies too if they ruined my body, sucked me dry emotionally and physically and then didn't understand why mommy is so tired.

I'm sure one of her brood has asked her "didn't you want this, Bitch?".

The tape also divulges in her need for alone time. She apparently locks herself in the bathroom (a common practice for those who seek privacy) and eats meals in there as well. I've seen a bathroom used by 14 children before and I REALLY hope her maid does a good job. I would have elected for an actual closet for my meal time but you git what you git and you don't pitch a fit.

The woman obviously have PPD and does indeed need some help. But for the most part she seems pretty lucid for such a crazy nut! She has a background in psychology and I kind of agree with her "litter(ary) theory of bondage". I'd love for her to write a book...but I'd wait till it was at least at the grocery store if not the dollar store to purchase it.

Those ain't mah kids to be supportin'

Oh and lolz...


Monday, July 18, 2011

Who Didn't See This Coming?

No, really?....

I called falsies on this as soon as it happened. They get married and for about 6 years you didn't know which one had truly given up their career for the marriage....and then J.Lo comes back to our world with her not-so-big-anymore-thanks-to- Kim K. ass and it finally all made sense! "Ohhhhh" we all said "He's at home with the kids".

Celebrity, or to put it more accurately, has-been husbands don't much like when their ladies get second shots. It's like clockwork to see a has-been duo break down after one gets a B12 shot to the career. No one wants to hear Marc Anthony sing "I Need to Know" because quite frankly its a shitty song. I'm not even going to mention the fact that he looks near death all the fucking time. Oops..

Sadly to keep up appearances, they got pregnant with twins 3 years ago so now we have to deal with their offspring in about 15 years. Those adorable mental train wrecks outta be fun.


I can't believe no one has cut off HIS dick! are you so damn fertile? I thought the ganja was supposed drastically decrease your load potency! I dunno, that may be a load of horse hooey and it very well could be the reason you keep knockin bitches up. Marijuana is not a solid form of birth control, people!

On the other hand, it does make for a pleasantly plum Kevin Federline! I mean c'mon, Kevin....why did you even go on Celebrity Fit Club? You can't teach an old stoner new tricks and we all know your outing's to Subway wouldn't make Jared proud.

This is number FIVE for The Fed and I really am shocked. B Nasty is paying for this child, does anyone realize that? Not only that, but there is a strong possibility that this new kid could actually look like it's a Federline-Spears concoction. Does anyone else see the crazy resemblance to BritneyBitch?

Ok so pretty much the only resemblance is the blonde hair and internal sense of shame they both clearly have. 

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Girlie Moment: Clean and Clear's Mattifying Cleanser

Hello, All! I wanted to actually sit down and write a lil sumthin to explain why I haven't been posting and keeping up with the celeb world...ya see, The Dahlia was pollinated this season and has pretty much given up on doing much of anything during this brutal summer. Plus I STILL don't give a fuck about Lindsey Lohan so of course gossip has become quite limited.

I did however want to begin a new sub topic called Girlie Moment. It's a stupid title, I know...

Anyway, with my pregnancy, I've noticed my skin has gotten REALLY oily. I have always had pretty nice skin and so far the mask of pregnancy has not been kind to me. I decided to purchase Mattifying Cleanser and thank god I did. This stuff is amazing! It doesn't dry out my skin because I use witchhazel on the greasiest sections right after and then apply a pea sized amount of  regular moisturizing creme after that. I think the moisturizing lotion that is the second step in this product would probably dry out the skin so I went with a gentler Ponds Dry Skin Cream

My face feels fucking fantastic, alright! It smells delicious and for once I don't feel like I have a skillet after bacon face.