Wednesday, May 19, 2010

They totally already did this movie!

As a Marilyn Monroe freak, I have seen lots and lots of films on the queen of glamor. That being said, "Blonde" was by far the second WORST behind the one with Ashley Judd/ Mira Sorvino *shudders*

Now director Andrew Dominik has decided once wasn't enough for "Blonde" and has once again adapted the Joyce Carol Oats novel into a movie.

Here's what I didn't like, there were so many fictional plot devices and people walked away thinking it was all true!

Hopefully this film takes a more truthful approach and simply uses Joyce's embeleshments like paprika.

Here is a photo of Namoi "Nipples" Watts as Marilyn. Hopefully (but not at all likely) she won't be toppless in this one too..we wouldn't want her putting out Joe Dimaggio's eye from across the room.



Monday, May 17, 2010

Been a while!

Alright, so "real life" kind of swooped over my life. thankfully hollywood kind of started stinkin up the web, and all people can talk about are Lindsay Lohan and Tiger Woods. Big woop right?

Anyway, X-tina is back again. Her first single "Not Myself Tonight" was pretty hot IMO, though the video sucked ass. She's since leaked 3 new songs off of her not so anticipated album "Bionic". Not that I'm a super big fan of hers (I do still have her first cd around here in the muddle of moving boxes, scratched and smudged from my angsty tween years) but shes really rounded out as an artist. She knows what she likes, and knows what people expect of her and shes tried with this album to incorporate it all.

That being said, a 30 year old woman doesn't need to sing a song called "I hate boys". Why do you hate them, married Christina? Because they don't want your mommy poon anymore? Yeah we didn't forget you gotsababyitsaboy. You're a MILF but even Britney stopped talking about boys..she's on to menage trois and circus' and shit. What life is all about!

"Bionic" is really the only fun song of the leaks. I haven't enjoyed a full album from a pop star (besides B-nasty) in about 10 years. "You Lost Me" has a lot of beautiful vocalizations in it, something Christina has always had at her advantage. All in all she's the most normal of all the pop tarts from 1999, cleans up well and gets invited to functions she has no business being at