Friday, January 29, 2010

The Best

So fantastic! I just love it when a parody comes along that should be on the radio. Well I mean not radio because "I just ___ my pants" wouldn't be as funny as hearing "shit".

Anyway enjoy this because I really fucking did.


Wednesday, January 27, 2010


just cause they say "boom" doesn't mean its plagiarized...

The Boom Dynamite song is obviously influenced by the Boom Dynamite CHEER that they teach in like 5th grade...



I really did just watch Poltergeist (on sunday actually) and I couldn't help but really watch Zelda. Such a talented and super sweet woman! It's my sad sad duty to report that ZR did indeed pass away, something that had been speculated and refuted weeks ago. But it true-balls, she died of natural causes today at 76.

She was so cool in Teen Witch!!!

Oh and btw why I are they making another Teen Witch? The movie doesn't spoil with age!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson: The Killer Inside Me is Casey Affleck?

Obviously! Ok so Jessica Alba walked out on her own movie because it was so violent. Did she forget that Casey Affleck pretends to pound in her face? That make up alone must have taken like 2 hours...minimum.

And Kate Hudson is just lookin like an old ho now right! and she totally slapped his dick which made me almost pee myself.


I'll defo watch this movie. Right after I read the book that is supposedly more violent than the movie.....I might even get some cop to bitch slap me afterward. Schmexy...


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

First post of 2010! what week are we in?...

So Conan is leaving NBC after being on there for a ridic amount of time. I say hands down C man is more entertaining than Jay Leno. I go to sleep early as it is, but if I didn't I'd for sure want to watch Conan before passing out.

I mean C'mon! you give a guy a new tv show and then move it to his old time slot? Fucked up NBC. Just cause tv is on the way OUT (finally) doesn't mean you need to be a prick. After all these years, awards and acclaim, and they are still treating him like the green writer he was back in the day. Whatevs!

Here's Conan's statement saying EADMF to NBC!

People of Earth:

In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

O’Brien’s statement continues after the jump …

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn’t matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s always been that way.