Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Celebration is growing on me. It's mostly because thats what its supposed to do as a pop song! After enough plays, a catchy part of it should be stuck in your head right?!
Anyway I wanted to take this apportunity to explain my issue with Madonna.
I LOVE Madonna. who couldn't love someone who used to be this
The problem I had with her started in 1999-2000 when she got together with whats his face and started to become "british madonna". For some reason the music then was just TOO gay club for even me! She began to lack the poetry and retrospective she once had. While she danced around like a child on stage..her songs didn't reflect someone who was almost 40. Her depth had simply become the tracks that never got mention.
I miss 90's madonna but I think maybe she may find a happy medium now that she isn't mum on everything...
She still needs to remember though that one scandal could end it all. Even Queens get beheaded!
Very happy to hear Oliver Hudson at least getting a baby bump mention in the news... by way of his wife of course!
I remember watching him in the american version of " The Young Person's Guide to Becoming a Rockstar". It was very funny and pretty fresh for 2002 post NINE ELEVEN television.
Unfortunately they WB didn't want to hire anyone to continue making episodes once the remade ones had been filmed, and the show went to hell.
Hilar though how canadian tv shows always have a very heavily fad influenced feel to it when they premiere in the US....hmmm
PS: Why was I even thinking about this show? Well The Kinks "All day..." was on and I breifly rememberd hearing a version more modern on tv...just happened to be this show..thats all. Anyone who finds a copy of that version gets a cyber cookie :-)
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
1) the lyrics to her songs are starting to make less sense as time goes on. its like she can't complete a sentence.
2) this is yet another song where she probably won't dance much too it live or in the vid.
3) she's closer to 30 than 20 so her songs need to grab on to some substance and hold tight SOON
Monday, September 28, 2009
A Nightmare on Elm Street in HD
Ok so it doesn't look that bad. It still looks bad but not all of it. mostly its the stuff that was in the first one that they are replaying that is appealing to me... It's nice to see some familiar faces like Kyle Gallner who is also in Jennifer's Body
playing Nancy's bf aka Johnny Depp *le sigh*. Oh and Kellan Lutz is hot eye candy for all you Twikids. I also LOVE that Jackie Earle Haley is the new Freddie. He has played some really strong characters in the past. His "freddy" will no doubt be more emotional. Maybe even pitiful?
But still. Why not just do a redo like they did with Psycho. Or use the same script, different actors and camera angles. BAM new movie.
Thats actually a good idea...
Freddy has a special place in my heart. I remember being a wee one asking my mother to take me to see one of the movies..who knows if it was playing or not in theater but I really wanted to see this Kruger at a young age. Fascinating.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
* Roman and Sharon...such a tragic end to a beautiful couple right?!
The popo finally got Roman Polanski in Switzerland this weekend.
Here's the story for anyone not in the know with popular culture before 1990:
Roman Polanski is this super talented french director who was married to sharon tate...yes the girl the Manson Family slaughtered while she was pregnant with their only child. After a decade of crazy probably boiling in his head and some great films he has this total moment of LA Story. He hooks up with a young hot thang..only shes 13 years young and he got her all liquored up 70's party style and after her parents found out, she said "rape".
**This is my theory. maybe hes a horrid man who raped her with the most pleasant techniques I've ever heard of in a rape case.
Anyway about oh...30 some odd years later with the victim now on Polanski's side to get the case dropped and he's finally apprehended and will be sent here for court.
He is 76! and an international treasure....and the girl isn't even a part of the case anymore!
hope he doesn't die cause of this...
Saturday, September 26, 2009
*effects of my awesomeness..
Can we please all collectively gasp that this gay man doesn't know that A Star is Born 76 is a remake OF A REMAKE.
Regardless of the stoopidty behind it, a remake of A Star Is Born seems to be picking up momentum as a hot new writer has just been signed to draft up the script.
Along with the scribe being set, rumors are floating around that the execs are looking to cast Beyonce in the lead role. Nothing official has been mentioned as of yet about her joining the project, though.
At least they are thinking in the right vein for casting this thing. Beyonce would be perfect in the role.
We just hate when they remake movies that are already timeless!
Yes folks there is a 30's version of this, a 50's version and a 70's version. Way to go fagalicious, this Fag Hag just pwned your ass..
Friday, September 25, 2009
New Drake featuring Kanye, Lil Wayne and Eminem. Lovin it!
I heard this about 24 hours ago for the first time on the radio...and we all know the only way to drive is with the volume cranked. It was like a cocktail party of talent and blackness.
And then Eminem walked in and was like "hey remember me guys?" and we all went "uh yeah but um..Mariah isn't here"
Then Eminem dropped a juicy piece of work on the track and we all went "ahhhhhh snap ok you still got it, dawg quit picking fights with girls"
Then we all had hot cheetos. Or maybe that was just me after I stopped at Circle K.
I love Scream. I enjoy them not only because I share a love for the franchise with my mother, but because they are usually fanfrickentastic!
I hate shaky voice Neve Campbell but I'm glad she put the large stick out of her ass and decided shes got no career without these movies. It took JLC years to do that with Halloween.
PS how much do you think Courtney Cox paid to get her picture completely photo shopped? ha!
The thumbs creeped me out still but I guess she can't just go get new thumbs lol
Again I will say Jen's Body was really good and I urge everyone to go see it and support something other than Michael Bay...
Thursday, September 24, 2009
While some stupid, mainstream lovin hypocritical bloggers may be cheering the end of Lily Allen...I'm sad! I love Lily! She writes the way normal girls my age feel! I really hope this is a ploy to help keep her popular. You can't retire from music because you don't make any money (which she does..she's an English act, just stay there and keep working).
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
I'm sure its an amazing film but I don't all together get what its about. At first it sounds like any "oh our baby died" and the mother is traumatized bla bla bla. But after that its a total "wait what?"
Hope the movie doesn't turn out to be that!!!!
But this did remind me that my favorite time of year is coming up! Fall! Halloween especially! yippeee! stay turned for lots of creepy treats ;-)
So Mackenzie Philips is the new Christina Crawford I guess. Nothing like ruining your fathers and inadvertently your own (even if the past 10 vistis to rehab didn't already) legacy by saying you guys did it.
1) gross ew nasty and says just the amount about HER as about HIM. Remember...after a while of them both being adults...it was consented by both of them.
2) Keep that shit in the closet.
Sure you can come forward and say that you and your father had a very toxic relationship but we dont need the details of him wanting to marry you and have sex with you. That's family laundry best thrown out instead of stain treated.
We also don't need to know about Mick Jagger wanted to do you when you were 10 okay? Going on an extreme ex-burnout ego trip much? My god does this woman not have any dignity? She can't simply write a book about her experiences without going on Oprah and putting everyone she's ever met on blast?
I love The Mamas and The Papas and hearing that Papa had some inappro time with daughter won't change that. Mostly because I think a lot of this is exaggerated. Drugs make you hallucinate. Unfortunately for the population of the planet, Papa died and can't defend his name.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
She always seemed so level headed...aside from driving drunk and being on that show..
The "big" kardashian sister is marrying her boyfriend of a MONTH. This dude has kids by the way..
no bueno. Kids need time to get to know someone that will take part in parenting them.
Unless you're like Britney when she married K fed! She barely even hung out with his black kids after they got married!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
I know it will suck but it could be good like Mothman Prophecies! That movie was da bomb!
Yes I said da bomb.
It actually sounds a lot like mothman, which dealt with a whole town experiencing really creepy sightings...
but then it starts sounding like a lot of movies...but if this movie does what it says using "never-before-seen archival footage that is integrated into the film"..we've got a great new genre to cheer about. And possibly something that can combat with remakes. I've always secretly enjoyed reenactments (especially from Unsolved Mysteries!) on tv so why not make a high budget one with known actors?
Kelly! she may be expanding and probably adding to her stretch mark collection at the moment but that doesn't effect the amazingness of her voice. I was a Kelly hater for a hot minute back in the day but its been about a year since I realized she's the most talented American Idol EVER. She is the OG guys.
Kinda wish the other bitches weren't singing, but you gotta make a wall of sound. It just sounds like Dixie Chicks by the end.
Anyway I would like to say I wonder what its like to just hear her start singing like a regular person with her friends! Oh to be a fly on the wall for that one.
And yes I know Miley's song is called "Fly on the wall" so shhhh
So I just got back from a late night screening of Jennifer's Body. I kind of just wanted something I hadn't heard or cared a lot about and it was between this and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatball...
First off...I was one of a total of 5 girls in the theater by the time the movie began, and I was also the first to arrive of those 5!!! The average age was about 17.
The movie itself is about two friends, one a plain jane, the other a hottie fosho. After Hottie Fox gets mixed in with a band from out of town, shiz hits the roof and it turns out she's become a monster who eats boys (and girls sometimes too..). It sounds silly and a lot of it is very campy and sarcastic. There's lots of random slow motion shots of Megan Fox which makes me worried she'll go the rout of Rose McGowan (from Jawbreaker, a somewhat similarly toned film) or even worse...Denise Richards! Anyway a few things its got going for it:
1) Its got great unknown casting going on. Besides Fox, everyone else is known for their fantastic character acting. This is a plus side to having the story be from Diablo Cody.
2) ITS GORE EXTREME. Megan must have had major fun with all the squishy props and makeup.
3) It's a straight up homage to 80's black comedies like Heathers and has lots of old school Buffy elements to it (both the film and the tv series) in a very good way. The only thing missing was a cameo from Christian Slater and Winona Stealer.
I say if you ever wanted Joss Whedon to write a sequel to Heathers mixed with Ginger Snaps and Jawbreaker....see this movie.
I guess this is reason 4 why megan fox isn't all that bad.
*PS if you haven't seen any of the movies I mentioned....you're a capitol L loser, K?
Friday, September 18, 2009
The models name is Lizzie Miller but shes also know as "The woman on p. 194" after this photo was printed in Glamour mag. Hey look its a real belly...and her legs are shapely. *gasp*
I think shes absolutely beautiful and not plus size at all. Even she is sounding as if she is gigantic.
"When I was young I really struggled with my body and how it looked because I didn't understand why my friends were so effortlessly skinny," Lizzi told me. "As I got older I realized that everyone's body is different and not everyone is skinny naturally--me included! I learned to love my body for how it is, every curve of it. I used to be so self-conscious in a bikini because my stomach wasn't perfectly defined. But everyone has different body shapes! And it's not all about the physical! If you walk on the beach in your bikini with confidence and you feel sexy, people will see you that way too."
The funny thing is..she's still tall. and people probably think she's thin alot of the time. at a size 12-14 she's almost at my size...but she's got about 5 iches on me in height so whatever bitch!
Where are the short curvy women of the world already!
I love Jay Z. If I didn't love Beyonce I would want him but there is so much mad respect for that woman I don' t even dare daydream....much
"Of course it was rude because it was her moment, but that's the way he really felt…I think it was rude, but the way they're treating him … He's on the cover of every paper. He didn't kill anybody. No one got harmed."
EXACTLY. There is more backlash from this than in 2001 when he was a jackass then.
He's a jackass who makes great music. You win some you lose some!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
More New Whitney!! She is on fire right now! Not only does this video have a lot of "BodyGuard" esque shots...but she looks so good! I love the neo soul of the wiser Whitney..I hope she continues this throw back to her very funky roots!
The message of the song is another one that resonates the very personal side of her new album and I'm so glad she's addressing it through song. Takes a lot of guts, former crack fiend!!!
She's still annoying and not all that hot with her clubbed thumbs and inability to act...but the girl is starting to appeal to me inner crazy...
have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave.'
I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure."
Monday, September 14, 2009
He defo needs some time and like I said before...hes not dealing with his mothers death the right way.
RIP Patrick Swayze. I was 6 when I first saw Ghost. It was the first movie to ever make me cry because it emotionally touched me. I remember realizing I was crying as his glowing spirit ascended into the after life leaving cute pixie do-ed Demi Moore crying with her freakishly long neck.
Oh and he was the muthafuckin bomb in Point Break, YA HEARD??
Sunday, September 13, 2009
-Kanye jumps on stage and says Beyonce should have won..in front of the winner Taylor Swift.
-Some really stupid winners are announced (like eminem for best rap video).
-Lady Gaga does some "art" but mostly rips off some past performers like madonna and alice cooper. Continues to swear up and down she is Queen of everything by giving a really gaudy acceptance speech.
-Beyonce pwns the VMA's by being amazing as usual.
-Beyonce gives Taylor Swift time to accept beyon-I'm mean her award.
-Pink does ANOTHER great live show by doing an arial performance (that shit is HARD and she looked like a pro)
more to come
See this goes to show that you will reap the benefits of good work, Joss! I'm still not even remotely a fan of DollHouse. I really wish I could be but I have an undying dislike for the way Eliza Dushku delivers lines. It's a lesser version of the way Sarah Michelle Gellar would deliver the same dialogue..which isn't super great to begin with! Lurv BTVS but SMG was a little lackluster after season 4.
Anyway my beloved Joss took home an Emmy this week for his online series "Dr. Horrible's Sing-A -Long Blog". If you haven't seen it, please do! Superheros, girls named Penny, and a freeze ray gun. All with great singing and score!
You'll know every word and sing it randomly after a while...its bliss.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
I am super in love with Miley Cyrus this weekend! This girl may be a skankalank at 16...yes thats right 16. same age as BritBrit when she was lookin like a virginal country lolita but shes got a set of lungs and some really cute beats! "Party in the USA" is her latest radio single. While I would say the "USA" part sounds like a Japanese to english cross over title...its catchy!
You probably won't hear much about this girl again from me for a while unless she does another hilarious publicity stunt that angers the asian community, like those ca-chink pics she took a hot minute ago...* HAHAHHA I still laugh.
But I am saying here and now...Miley Cyrus is my homegirl (Hanna Montana still sucks cause the premise is idiotic). She's not britney tho...
Friday, September 11, 2009
DIVA is back! I'm so happy. Since I was a wee one I have loved this woman immensely. She became my favorite joke after she introduced her unique way of saying "Bobbaaaay!" on Being Crack Addict Bobby Brown (still can't believe he got a show)...and I never expected she'd come back this amazing!
Sure her voice is raspy as ever (but she also had major vocal chord trauma as a child so its a wonder she can sing at all) but this song filled me with a lot of hope for the future. Dunno why.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
I love myspace for giving me new music to listen to!
Ryan Leslie has some things going for him:
-He got someone good to do his new video "Not My Girl"
-He's paying appropriate homage to MJ
-He's sounding like a male, black version of Justin Timberlake!
Loving this song!
Enjoy you're (somewhat rainy over here at least) weekend!
PS heres a lil more cause he's like an older more dreamy Drake...yum! "I-R-I-N-A" by Ryan Leslie
I LOVED KELIS in 1999. She was this amazing, interesting and unique force of fresh air after the bubble gum pop revival.
Megan....please stop trying to make yourself sound like angelina jolie mixed with a poor mans Marilyn. We ALL do this with someone we admire. I too have read most if not all of the credible Monroe books out there. Along with Joan Crawford. But I know I am not them! Love them but don't try to emulate. No body needs two of the same celebrity...be unique!
"I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is."
- Transformers actress Megan Fox
But District 9 is a fantastic film. I'm glad I dont have tv or the movie would have been ruined for me by now im sure. I won't give way anything (for the other tortoises like me who go to movies after the rush so i can be alone in the theater!) but I will say that I laughed, I cried, I winced, and I jaw dropped. It is an all around amazing sci fi flick that speaks volumes. I can't wait for the sequel. And hey....they dont even have to make a bunch of them to start numbering them in the double digits! Go, Movie!
Friday, September 4, 2009
I lurrrvs me some Pitbull so it was a welcomed treat to find this! I love that its just other peoples versions of 1 section! Everyone has a different interpretation! Love it!
and I'm happy to see more Esther Dean! git it gurl!
PS check out VR at the end! So alléchant!!!!
Thursday, September 3, 2009
I dunno..looks photoshopped to me. why would she let her belly hand out like that. whatever! Just high hotter strippers. They don't always look like that if they're black all ghetto an'shit ..nasty nasty!
Lisa Loeb is pregnant everybody. She and her husband, music production supervisor for Conan, Roey Hershkovitz, are expecting their first child.
If you have no idea who we are talking about, please consult anyone who listened to music in the 90s and ask them if they remember the song that goes "You say, I only hear what I want to…"
Ring a bell to anyone?
Congrats formerly single Lisa!
Really? Lisa Loeb is not that old. AND she was with Dweezle Zappa for a while and broke up and went crazy with a ssingles reality tv show. She's still super cute but I think her music sucks.
yay on a baby though!
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Madonna CLEARLY needs a nap if she's falling asleep while dancing. How crazy if she died for a minute during the Michael Jackson tribute on her too long tour at 50+...eeeeeeerrriie!
I'm PRETTY sure she just needs more blood though. Hey, her new video might be an awesomely improved step in the right direction into my heart...but I still think she's a vampire.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Seriously who knew LaToya was gonna be the one to have the bangin bod back in the day?
She looks really good!
The video is kinda creepy at the end cause she starts channeling Michael..but it was very touching!
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- Alright madge
- I was JUST thinking about him today!
- Britney I swear...
- He's 76 and I'm pretty sure she lied..
- Hoody Hooo
- I scream for scream okay?
- Reason 3 why I may be liking Megan Fox
- Oh no! I love Ms. Allen!
- Totally uncool Ms. Philips
- Klhoe K I thought you were smarter than that!
- ok im a sucker for these
- This is how a woman sings The Climb
- Why Jennifer's Body is actually a good movie
- This is what my belly does when I sit, how about y...
- Jay Z is hot and smart
- This makes the night alright!
- Reason 1 why I may or may not be liking Megan Fox ...
- She's too young
- THATS FUCKED
- I really wish he could've pulled through
- If everyone isn't talking about this performance w...
- VMA Highlights in no particular order
- MTV found Whitney's old Crack stash
- Praise Whedon
- Party in the USA!
- OOOO Hi Ryan Leslie!
- How did this happen to Kelis?
- I do the same thing but I'm not retarded, can I be...
- I know I'm way late
- oh snap! Brooke Hogan!
- Thank you sir, may I have another?
- Queen LA is gay?...I didn't know after watching Li...
- Does anyone else want to punch Perez's ghost write...
- What the fuck, thats not nomal!
- Hey Girl Hey!
- Who knew?..
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