Wednesday, December 23, 2009

No way!


Jesus Cristo say it isn't so! Susan and Tim are no more after being together my entire lifetime? NOOOO!!!!

I love love loved this super hippie indie couple so much. Hopefully it was amicable and hopefully it will be brief! These two have had such an amazing run both romantically and publicly. they have done so much for the Democratic party as well! Seeing them with their peace signs is so much fun!

Maybe they just need to do another movie together..

I sound like one of their kids "maybe if you guys spend more time together you'll like each other again, riiiiiigghht :-( "

-D

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

According to Who?


Orianthi's new song "According to You" is pretty interesting in a few ways. It's got some interesting anthem qualities but also touches on some very deep and truthful moments in a lot of relationshiTs.

Orianthi was to play guitar on the This Is It tour because of her amazing guitar abilities and this shines (somewhat briefly) in the song. I'm kind of disappointed she isn't just wailing on her first single as a performer. It's all very safe as to not frighten all the little teen boys shes supposed to be attracting.

Oh and why is her band all guys? I for one HATE when a female lead has all male back up. Get some girls in their for crying out loud, we can't all be Gladys Knight.

And don't even get me started on the Lita Ford comparisons. Why do girls with guitar talent have to be sexualized to make up for it everytime? not saying that Lita Ford is even half as talented at the guitar than this girl though...(she's amazing)

Friday, December 18, 2009

Im A Bee!


Loving this song so much! I will say though that after seeing a bee on the cover art...now its just sounding like "I'm a bee". which is very cute.

The song is one of the many hits off BEP's "The End" and the reason why it rocks so hard is that its really 3 songs in one. It starts off with Fergie, speeds up, and then gets a little funky at the end. Why arent more songs doing this? Enjoy being creative! Instead of "verse chorus verse"!!!

Will.I.Am has always been an innovative force behind the group and is such an excellent producer! No wonder MJ loved working with him in the end!



on a downer note, they've been dressing all weird lately (more so) because they hired Lady Gaga's stylist. No Joke. The guys look great but Fergie looks like she should be at ComicCon at a booth standing real real still.

-D

This song kills it!



*aww shucks. They might as well hold hands right??


I love Luda. I always have. How can you not??? He's had so many commercial hits, hes an ok actor and he just seems fun. I mean anyone who has Alvin and C's in their song is fantasmic.

I've been hearing remixes of this song all night. Unforch they've all been better than the original but thats not important right now. The important thing is that I found a new favorite song!

Anyway here's the audio! Enjoy yaaallll



-D

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Better but its still a lot more humping than dancing


Brit Brits new "uncut" video for "Three" which means they left in another HOT outfit and some more pelvis.

To be honest, I still remember seeing Britney's vagina so these zoom ins of a covered coot are really unnecessary.

-D

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

WHY is everyone so shocked about Tiger?


This dude has been majorly famous for the past decade and you are all shocked he's been fuckin around and cruising in his escalade like a skinny, ugly version of Fiddy??? THE GUY IS GOLF'S JESUS. And lets not forget Jesus even had a ho...

Anyway Tiger was fired from Gatorade and I'm pretty sure everything else with his face on it is gonna go bye bye. I actually feel bad for the guy but not as much as I feel bad for any woman he's ever had sex with, just because hes a very awkward man to imagine having sex with. I'm sure when he shoots a load he yells "fore!".

ew thats gross

PS His wife is too hot. Of course he's gonna cheat on her with an uglier woman. Sometimes dudes can't handle pretty!

-D

Friday, December 4, 2009

Frickin HILARIOUS

Long time no see right?

Well blame majoring in psychology, being the part time mother of 11 two year olds and the adoptive mother a bouncing baby boy!

and by boy I mean puppy of course. Yes yes yall, The Dahlia has a son named Brando (pictures soon!)

Anyways, thanks to Camila for this hilarious tutorial! I admit I am guilty of watching tutorials made by really stupid high school girls on how to look "sexy". I may be 22 but I still want to look 16 for as long as I can, I dunno about you...



Not only is her voice SPOT ON for a lot of chicks I've known, but the "look at it" had me LOLing pretty hard. Watch all the way through yall!

-D

Thursday, November 26, 2009

He is such a joke!


Adam Lambert is not very good. I mean he totally is a gay icon, I get it. We haven't really had a super glitter fairy in a pop star role. But for god's sake why can't we go back in time and pick a man who can actually sing. Even Britney did more singing on her first album. I mean c'mon! His AMA performance was disgustingly off key and now this video is just plain silly.

And why does he have to have bad make up? He looks like half the mexican tweens running around here...



*yawn*


P.S. Happy Turkey Day :-)
-D

Monday, November 16, 2009

I have no idea what I just watched


But it wasn't gooooood.

"Video Phone" is Beyonce + Gaga which could have = "woah" but instead garnered a "huh?".

See for yourself.


I just dont know about music videos anymore. Are they dying out? Props to Beyonce for always being feirce in her dancing though. one of the more bearable videos to watch in that arena!..which still isn't saying much cause it sure was alot of black girl sway and booty poppin...


-D

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Hey B! Idea?....


Thanks Mom! She knows I love "oldies" and B nasty! This is the perfect combo for that love.

I would love to see this performed by Britney Spears 6 years ago....I don't think she could handle it now.

=-/

Still love her though. She could eat one of her children and I'd still probably love her. I'd find some excuse for it. "Maybe she just needed it to stay eternally youthful and jubilant, jeez"

-D

More new Gaga and it further solidifies that she's a fluke


"Telephone" sucks. It's almost a Britney b-side and I swear if it were Britney I'd LOVE IT. But for Lady Gaga its really annoying and too busy even for her. Beyonce even sucks and thats hard for her to do at this point.

The production has some nice flares of catchy-ness (like the digital lags that totally happen with my phone sometimes. Robotics are so chic) and I really enjoyed the first 20 seconds of the song but the lyrics are shiteous! She sat and wrote that? What is she 17? and someone then read those lyrics and said "Hey we're gonna do this, Sir" and they smacked their dicks around and this is the result? Is that what happened cause it sounds like it.

-D

Ok but WHY are you bleaching your skin Sosa?



The pictures are not difficult to see. He's about 17 shades lighter than he was 6 months ago.

And yet he is not addressing why he's bleaching his skin. only that he is. I can understand like...he was really fucking tan before so he lightened up the past sun tanning damage . BUT HE'S ALMOST MJ WHITE!

What the hell is this man doing? You should never feel the need to change your skin color LIKE THIS. Its just plain silly! I don't even fully agree with tanning, though I do like a good sun soak when I'm feeling blue. But he looks like the dad from that one show where the white family becomes black and the black family becomes white...only I'm not sure which one he is.

-D

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

.... ( . _ .)



**Yes this is one of Kesha's Myspace pictures


This is just a bad thing. I almost liked the song as a mindless white noise addiction. Until I saw that the girl looks like Taylor Swift (shes actually 22) and looks like she should star in a B.B.C porno instead of a music video. I mean serial??? The girls I knew who looked like that went on to be some questionable human beings.



I hate hate hate hearing these songs and getting these great video ideas in my head, only to see something that makes no sense. When did songs stop going with the videos?

Oh and if you're wondering who the hell she is, her name is Kesha. She was the annoying girl part in "Right Round" as shes been the annoying girl in a lot of stuff lately. Oh and can the pop girls stop name dropping rappers they don't listen to...I don't give a crap that Diddy gave 2 or 3 words on the track.

-D

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Again she's lost me.


Lady Gaga's new video "Bad Romance" is now out...at least its not as badly imagined as "Paparazzi" was. The video itself is great. Lots of "homage" choreography (MJ's Thriller to name one), the usual dash of Madonna, and even some Missy Elliot fish eye lens action!

The song is again Lady G lusting and obsessing over some dude, dick innuendo etc. The chorus has a Depeche Mode's "I Feel Love" sound to it. It's also VERY reminiscent of Melissa Auf Du Mars " Taste You". This is something I just couldn't get over. The vocals, the delivery...its there.


Choreography is again, heavy on the sampling. But its also just plain silly in the beginning. The whole first 2 minutes I had intended to turn the video off but it gets more interesting around the 3 minute mark.

We've now seen the more naked Lady Gaga. I was waiting for her to lose some of the "ugly" and get all sexy and safe. The same guys I know who said she was ugly in Poker Face are probably busting a nut to the less scary G. She's lost weight and is now like every other pop star.


I'm still really happy shes dancing like a bitch ought to though.

-D

Usher is totally the new R. Kelly!


I just heard the new Usher ballad. Its hilarious! I love it! It's so "oh shit he really doesn't like her".

Plus it sounds like R. Kelly produced it.

Wait!....did he?

-D

Joss Stoned


Not a big Joss Stone fan but I will say this: homegirl has a right to say she loves weed. What is a song on the radio right now that isn't talking about getting ass and bringe drinking. In fact "Tik Tok" has a line about brushing teeth with Jack Daniels...

Yet saying 'hey fans, spark a j if you want when you listen to my new album!' is getting her in trouble?? her response were real real real:

On her marijuana habit:
"I smoke weed, but I don’t think it’s really a drug. It’s more of a herb. I don’t regret saying that at all. I think everyone smokes weed and people who say they don’t are lying! It depends if I’m working, and on what song. And whether it’s a smoking studio or not! It’s like having a drink."

On other drugs:
"I live in Devon and hardly ever go to clubs. When I do, I’ll drink three or four beers then move on to a vodka. I don’t want to take all those horrible drugs. Although some sound fun, so I might dabble now and then!"

The National Drugs Prevention Alliance:

"She should consider the effects that her comments have on other people, especially young fans who look up to her. People like Joss Stone should keep their mouths shut about things like this."




Can I ask the NDPA to keep their mouths shut about things like this? its pot, shes not sitting in an alley shooting heroin. She has made a statement that everyone is making right now. Its a waste of time to say shes a role model cause shes COMPLETELY irrelevant to popular culture now. No one wants to be Joss Stone..c'mon..I mean I would cause she does have a lot of money and probably some chronic shit but other than that, I'd pass.

-D

Monday, November 9, 2009

It sounds like Susperia meets Wild Things


No joke

Winona Ryder has joined the cast of Natalie Portman's new movie Black Swan, reports Slash Film.

The supernatural thriller, directed by The Wrestler's Darren Aronofsky, centres on a rivalry between two ballerinas at a prestigious New York company. Ryder will play Beth, a dancer who is coming to the end of her career.

Vincent Cassel (playing ballet director Yevna) and Barbara Hershey (as Portman's mother) have also boarded the film's cast, which includes Forgetting Sarah Marshall star Mila Kunis.

Reports have claimed that the movie will feature a lesbian sex scene between Portman and Kunis.


But I'm glad to see Wino hooking a large budget film. She is a talented actress (now) and she could really stand to see some compassion! Yall woulda stolen those clothes too...


-D

LOLz


I'm so sad that I missed Seth and Alex's show last night but man oh man am I glad for youtube!


"We tried calling but the phone just rang and rang..."

I hope there are some more shows by these two. They obviously have a gift for writing and performing great material together! and YES, bring Marlee on the show as herself!!!!

PS..is Alex pregnant or was she recently? cause she totes got fat again...
-D

Thursday, November 5, 2009

What a funny looking baby





I say this with love for all children..but sometimes they are funny looking when they are new. its mostly the head shape, but those ears are pretty intense too hahaha. Thats why, if I could, I would advise celebrities to WAIT until they are about 3 or 4 months old before putting them in a ragmag!

SMG displayed her baby in People magazine and I think its kind of fugly. it defo looks like Freddie Jr which is not so much a good thing when you are a girl...hell its not even really working out for him. I'm pretty sure I saw a movie last year with him in it and he looked like a scared blowfish. Glad to see he deflated! tho it looks like photoshop did a lil magic...

-D

Friday, October 30, 2009

Sorry LAME


*Did her hair ever grow back? these nasty hair extensions are getting a lil extreme. If a black girl tried shakin her ass in choppy extensions she'd be lynch by her best friends...and then they'd steal that weave right off her head, tracks and all!




Britney's new video for the sucktastic "3" is just as bad as the song!



Its catchy. It's Pop. But goddamn, this woman used to actually dance! It's like she has completely forgotten pop starts have to know how to dance...and remind us every now and again. It's great she can do a "beyonce pelvis" but was there ANYTHING this choreographer could have set on her?

Maybe something without 7 inch heels on perhaps?

She looks great as most of the time. But this vid is really weak. The other dancers didnt even really do much. From the sneak peak pictures, I thought this would be Queen B a run for her money with "Ego"....nope!



Maybe I just watch too much Bollywood. They are the stars that she should be watching.

-D

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Well that was a downer...


This Is It was pretty amazing. I say if you have 10 bucks to spare..you should see Michael Jackson as "live" as you'll ever get. The film plays almost like a concert with fade outs and detailed HD views of what would have been on the screens behind him. For anyone who's been part of live performance, its fun to hear all the light and sound cues cause it kinda ruins things for you!

Michael looked really weak. Anyone with half a brain could have figured out that he wouldn't last 50 fucking shows. The songs flow seamlessly from one another a lot of the time which means he's dancing for 10 minutes straight. And he would indeed "do it one more time" a lot of the time. The director had to make sure he was getting what he needed because this man didn't complain once. Well there was one drug induced ramble about the inner ear needing to be lowered in volume. It was about a minute long and thats when he looked his most frustrated. But still he'd always say "its all for love".

The whole cast and crew were reminded often of his love for them, something they all reciprocated in the beginning of the film. Something I TOTALLY cried about. I cried exactly 40 seconds into this film, and I am not lying.

I then cried about 4 more times. The show itself sheds a lot of light into the personality of Michael Jackson. He was really really really...normal. Just an old man with an old soul and a really inexpressive face. But to be honest I didn't care about his face at all. You actually forget he looked like us back in the day...

Thriller 3D was kind of lame btw. Nothing compares to the first.

Oh and I love love love MJ's rehearsal style. He has a jacket in some sections with up turned, asymmetrical shoulder pads. He looks like a cartoon villain, its beautiful! Other times he just wore shirts and Ed Hardy pants. All X-small because he was THIN AS HELL! You'll worry that he'll break the entire duration of the film, trust.

-D

Monday, October 26, 2009

Hah bitch



STOLEN!

Whatever, even if her people never saw this album art...its hilarious all the same.

By the way Russian Roulette is a shitty song in the same key she always sings in. And how tacky to be covered in barbed wire trying to be sexy. Yeah right, that shit hurts like a fist in the face...oh wait..


-D

Friday, October 23, 2009

I am so in love with this photo!


My First Family is gorgeous! It's amazing that Michelle's and Barack's features transferred perfectly in both the girls!

Its currently my desktop since I don't really want to get the framed official version to hang in my house. I do however have this cute little pin hanging in the kitch from the light chain

hehe

-D

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Paranormal Activity


Ok guys. Think Blair Witch only with better acting, better camera work, and you thankfully only have to be "shaken camera-ed" around a house and not a fucking forest.

The story centers around Katie and Micah (like singer Mika) as they try to understand the strange goings on in their home. Katie explains that its happened since childhood and will hopefully go away. Well Micah is a boyfriend and decides to take it upon himself to solve the problem and in doing so ruins the rest of their lives. Even the psychic in the movie does a full on "peace homies" on the couple.

Fantastic acting by Mark Fredrichs, Katie Featherstone (who reminded me of Pam from The Office the ENTIRE movie) and Micah Sloat but the ending is about as shiteous as they can get. For a second I thought the phone would ring and we'd hear "7 days" whispered through it. Why did it suck? cause they let Steven Speilburg pick the ending apparently. Or so wiki would have me to somewhat beleieve. The sad part is that there are alternate endings that sound fucking PERFECT.



But we have to save something for the massive DVD re-release don't we?

I will say without a doubt this is NOT the scariest movie I've ever seen. Not even close. The Ring was actually scarier than this movie and I am not joking even slightly! But if you want to see some great improv acting I'd say check it out on dvd...

Oh and no I am not scared to be alone in my home. To be honest if I were haunted by anything, I'd want it to have more balls and be a bit more creative in its haunting of me. There I said what everyone else has been thinking!!

Now watch, I'm gonna get thrown across the room and have to put powder all over my nice clean floor

-D

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Tina Fey has body image issues



I simply cannot hear this GORGEOUS woman say that she isn't beautiful or sexy. I have been watching her since she first appeared on SNL in front of the camera and I have to say that even without make up she is a sight to behold!


It makes me so sad to hear her put herself down as if she couldn't have been a model or serious actress. Its as if she really does believe the "glasses and ponytail=ugly" scenario made famous by 80's teen flicks! I do however think its absolutely fine to be a virgin into your 20's. If I could do it all again I'd be a virgin right now because lets face it...when you are a teen, boys aren't worth it at all! It doesnt make you cool kids!!



-D

Ok


So swine flu isn't fun. I knew after making some very funny jokes about 9/11 with a friend that I was probably gonna get it as Karma....

In other news

-A boy took off in an air balloon and now he's missing cause he probably fell out of it! The Dahlia Post thinks its morbid and hilarious...such a bitch

-Someone punched Leona Lewis so she decided to cancel her life. Get over it! Be a DIVA!

-Lady Gaga is mooching off of my second favorite Sasha Fierce song "Video Phone"...aw man. It'll be catchy since the girl is made to be so, but Beyonce doesn't need Gaga!


and last but not least. No body cares about the Kardashians anymore. I have felt the shift go from love to hate. All cause of Klo and Kourt! Poor Kim...


PS Tracy Morgan's ladies like it in the butt

"I like fucking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fucked Eve in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up."

- Tracy Morgan

-D

Monday, October 12, 2009

Totally disappointed!


Its a ballad. If that was it..Ima be mad! Plus it doesnt say anything that he hasnt been singing about for years! I just can't listen to anther song with MJ singing about a GIRL. We all know there were no girls Mike....



But I mean..he's Michael Jackson. I'm treating him like a disney movie: ever 5 or 10 years a new song will be released for a new compilation album and then in to the vault he'll go!


PS Paul Anka says he half wrote the song. Ok...oh and who the hell is Paul Anka. Yeah thats why he's bitchin...


-D

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Hey Hey! That's racist!


Harry Jr. (who I love and adore and have a huge crush on btw) was on the aussie show "Hey Hey, its Saturday!" recently and was treated to some good ole fashion blackface!



This is Harry "I love black culture" Connick Jr!!!! of course he wouldn't enjoy racism at its best.

I really enjoyed the female judges take on the performance too. Pretty sure there's a whole grip of colored spades in Austrailia anyway..wouldn't they find it just as offensive...worrisome huh?

Hats off to Harry for saying what everyone else was thinking. If they tried that shit here "hey hey, no more show."

-D

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Madonna said she'd rather be dead than married again


1) I bet she'd marry Sean Penn again in a hearthbeat

2) whatever perezbitch

Guy Ritchie is clearly trying to get himself some attention, which we'll gladly give him, on the note that we think he is a total asshat for bringing up Madonna in any capacity after being divorced for almost a year.

In an interview for Esquire Magazine, Guy starts off with some much deserved praise for his ex, explaining that he felt she could go toe-to-toe with anyone 20 years younger than her: "Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she'll outwork them, out-dance them, outperform them. The woman is broad."

Yes she is. You'd do well to remember that.

Oh wait, he forgot and then pulls out this stoopid comment: "I still love her. But she's retarded, too."

Name calling? Really? Has it come to this?

What are you, 2? Even if you still harbor some resentment, you couldn't find a more suitable or mature adjective to describe your ex-wife?

You're suppose to be a respected artist. So much for that!



Ok....This woman has not only put herself in every magazine huggin and kissin on a guy who could be her son. But she's also said some pretty nasty things about Guy Ritchie (who is hot hot hot in comparison to her little Twinky Jesus. I'm still totally on his team cause he put up with Vampirella for almost a decade....

Thursday, October 1, 2009

yes yes yes yes yes!


This is what I'm talking about! This is what I look like and what a lot of women look like and I'm happy that the mainstream media is finally taking a stand!

I wrote about a glamour model (The woman on page 194) who was making waves because her belly wasn't photo shopped in a photo they published.

Well now the magazine is taking advice from readers to hop on the "natural" bandwagon and have put out a call for normal sized models!


I have struggled with my physical appearance my entire life. I'm extremely happy that this is happening. I embraced every curve I've got about a year ago. In the process I actually lost a bit of weight by simply treating my body as if it were fine anyone. No longer did I punish my "already fat" body with more yucky foods. I work with kids so I'm constantly moving. But I've still got my lovely lady lumps and I'm PROUD!



Now the only issue...why is there only one black and one latina. These are the two races that need to be reminded that their curves do not make them less attractive to others...agreed? 5 white women and 2 "others" doesn't really seem right.
-D

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Alright madge


Celebration is growing on me. It's mostly because thats what its supposed to do as a pop song! After enough plays, a catchy part of it should be stuck in your head right?!

Anyway I wanted to take this apportunity to explain my issue with Madonna.

I LOVE Madonna. who couldn't love someone who used to be this





The problem I had with her started in 1999-2000 when she got together with whats his face and started to become "british madonna". For some reason the music then was just TOO gay club for even me! She began to lack the poetry and retrospective she once had. While she danced around like a child on stage..her songs didn't reflect someone who was almost 40. Her depth had simply become the tracks that never got mention.

I miss 90's madonna but I think maybe she may find a happy medium now that she isn't mum on everything...

She still needs to remember though that one scandal could end it all. Even Queens get beheaded!

-D

I was JUST thinking about him today!


Very happy to hear Oliver Hudson at least getting a baby bump mention in the news... by way of his wife of course!

I remember watching him in the american version of " The Young Person's Guide to Becoming a Rockstar". It was very funny and pretty fresh for 2002 post NINE ELEVEN television.

My Guide to Becoming a Rock Star - "Sell Out" from Ian Johnson on Vimeo.



Unfortunately they WB didn't want to hire anyone to continue making episodes once the remade ones had been filmed, and the show went to hell.

Hilar though how canadian tv shows always have a very heavily fad influenced feel to it when they premiere in the US....hmmm


PS: Why was I even thinking about this show? Well The Kinks "All day..." was on and I breifly rememberd hearing a version more modern on tv...just happened to be this show..thats all. Anyone who finds a copy of that version gets a cyber cookie :-)

-D

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Britney I swear...

Make a song that isn't super electro or I'll come shave your head again and no one will be the wiser...

1) the lyrics to her songs are starting to make less sense as time goes on. its like she can't complete a sentence.

2) this is yet another song where she probably won't dance much too it live or in the vid.

3) she's closer to 30 than 20 so her songs need to grab on to some substance and hold tight SOON

-D

Monday, September 28, 2009

Next



A Nightmare on Elm Street in HD


Ok so it doesn't look that bad. It still looks bad but not all of it. mostly its the stuff that was in the first one that they are replaying that is appealing to me... It's nice to see some familiar faces like Kyle Gallner who is also in Jennifer's Body
playing Nancy's bf aka Johnny Depp *le sigh*. Oh and Kellan Lutz is hot eye candy for all you Twikids. I also LOVE that Jackie Earle Haley is the new Freddie. He has played some really strong characters in the past. His "freddy" will no doubt be more emotional. Maybe even pitiful?

But still. Why not just do a redo like they did with Psycho. Or use the same script, different actors and camera angles. BAM new movie.

Thats actually a good idea...


Freddy has a special place in my heart. I remember being a wee one asking my mother to take me to see one of the movies..who knows if it was playing or not in theater but I really wanted to see this Kruger at a young age. Fascinating.



-D

Sunday, September 27, 2009

He's 76 and I'm pretty sure she lied..


* Roman and Sharon...such a tragic end to a beautiful couple right?!




The popo finally got Roman Polanski in Switzerland this weekend.

Here's the story for anyone not in the know with popular culture before 1990:

Roman Polanski is this super talented french director who was married to sharon tate...yes the girl the Manson Family slaughtered while she was pregnant with their only child. After a decade of crazy probably boiling in his head and some great films he has this total moment of LA Story. He hooks up with a young hot thang..only shes 13 years young and he got her all liquored up 70's party style and after her parents found out, she said "rape".

**This is my theory. maybe hes a horrid man who raped her with the most pleasant techniques I've ever heard of in a rape case.

Anyway about oh...30 some odd years later with the victim now on Polanski's side to get the case dropped and he's finally apprehended and will be sent here for court.

He is 76! and an international treasure....and the girl isn't even a part of the case anymore!

hope he doesn't die cause of this...
-D

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Stoopid


*effects of my awesomeness..

This is a fruitless endeavor! What genius over at Warner Bros. thought it was a good idea to remake a Barbra Streisand classic?

Regardless of the stoopidty behind it, a remake of A Star Is Born seems to be picking up momentum as a hot new writer has just been signed to draft up the script.

Along with the scribe being set, rumors are floating around that the execs are looking to cast Beyonce in the lead role. Nothing official has been mentioned as of yet about her joining the project, though.

At least they are thinking in the right vein for casting this thing. Beyonce would be perfect in the role.

We just hate when they remake movies that are already timeless!

Can we please all collectively gasp that this gay man doesn't know that A Star is Born 76 is a remake OF A REMAKE.

Yes folks there is a 30's version of this, a 50's version and a 70's version. Way to go fagalicious, this Fag Hag just pwned your ass..

-D

Friday, September 25, 2009

Hoody Hooo


New Drake featuring Kanye, Lil Wayne and Eminem. Lovin it!

I heard this about 24 hours ago for the first time on the radio...and we all know the only way to drive is with the volume cranked. It was like a cocktail party of talent and blackness.

And then Eminem walked in and was like "hey remember me guys?" and we all went "uh yeah but um..Mariah isn't here"

Then Eminem dropped a juicy piece of work on the track and we all went "ahhhhhh snap ok you still got it, dawg quit picking fights with girls"

Then we all had hot cheetos. Or maybe that was just me after I stopped at Circle K.

I scream for scream okay?


I love Scream. I enjoy them not only because I share a love for the franchise with my mother, but because they are usually fanfrickentastic!

I hate shaky voice Neve Campbell but I'm glad she put the large stick out of her ass and decided shes got no career without these movies. It took JLC years to do that with Halloween.

PS how much do you think Courtney Cox paid to get her picture completely photo shopped? ha!

-D

Reason 3 why I may be liking Megan Fox

I think this interview is cute! She's flirting up a storm with him and did a great job of it! She's looking a little skinny but otherwise she's nicely put together for an appearance on an important show too!



The thumbs creeped me out still but I guess she can't just go get new thumbs lol

Again I will say Jen's Body was really good and I urge everyone to go see it and support something other than Michael Bay...
-D

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Oh no! I love Ms. Allen!


While some stupid, mainstream lovin hypocritical bloggers may be cheering the end of Lily Allen...I'm sad! I love Lily! She writes the way normal girls my age feel! I really hope this is a ploy to help keep her popular. You can't retire from music because you don't make any money (which she does..she's an English act, just stay there and keep working).

-D

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Huh?


I'm sure its an amazing film but I don't all together get what its about. At first it sounds like any "oh our baby died" and the mother is traumatized bla bla bla. But after that its a total "wait what?"


Hope the movie doesn't turn out to be that!!!!

But this did remind me that my favorite time of year is coming up! Fall! Halloween especially! yippeee! stay turned for lots of creepy treats ;-)


-D

Totally uncool Ms. Philips


So Mackenzie Philips is the new Christina Crawford I guess. Nothing like ruining your fathers and inadvertently your own (even if the past 10 vistis to rehab didn't already) legacy by saying you guys did it.

1) gross ew nasty and says just the amount about HER as about HIM. Remember...after a while of them both being adults...it was consented by both of them.

2) Keep that shit in the closet.

Sure you can come forward and say that you and your father had a very toxic relationship but we dont need the details of him wanting to marry you and have sex with you. That's family laundry best thrown out instead of stain treated.

We also don't need to know about Mick Jagger wanted to do you when you were 10 okay? Going on an extreme ex-burnout ego trip much? My god does this woman not have any dignity? She can't simply write a book about her experiences without going on Oprah and putting everyone she's ever met on blast?

I love The Mamas and The Papas and hearing that Papa had some inappro time with daughter won't change that. Mostly because I think a lot of this is exaggerated. Drugs make you hallucinate. Unfortunately for the population of the planet, Papa died and can't defend his name.

How convenient..

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Klhoe K I thought you were smarter than that!


She always seemed so level headed...aside from driving drunk and being on that show..

The "big" kardashian sister is marrying her boyfriend of a MONTH. This dude has kids by the way..
no bueno. Kids need time to get to know someone that will take part in parenting them.

Unless you're like Britney when she married K fed! She barely even hung out with his black kids after they got married!

-D

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