The Dahlia Post

OMG This isn't for "Warriors 2.0?"

2011-10-07T17:48:00.000-07:00

I honestly thought that it was.

And I'm not saying I didn't like it. I sure I am gonna hate to see my beloved Warriors get the remake treatment but....if it were anything like this it may be okay....

-D

Say Something Nice

2011-08-22T11:47:00.000-07:00

If more major metropolises had these on street corners...We'd be better people instantly.

I love these types of social experiments even though no one will ever implement their ideas in to our culture. It would be a waste of money and of course they would be abused if not stolen. But try not being a pessimistic ass for 3:07 and ignore the fact that this would never work on a permanent basis. Unless we constructed amazing amplifying buildings that could offer its good use to the public, day in and day out, as well as amazing architecture so that it could also be deemed as an artistic piece...

Think the ASU Herberger Building, a very zen and beautiful building of classrooms and studio space that also serves as an important permanent art piece for the school.

It makes the imagination wonder and I love it!Be positive today. If not just for 3:07 ;-)

And don't forget to say something nice

-D

Nipples aren't that bad.....

2011-08-07T11:04:00.000-07:00

So we all got to see Nicki's Nipple the other day and I have a big SO WHAT to throw at anyone who was offended. For some reason, black bitches can't keep their massive boobs in check. I've been guilty of an almost nip/slip and if you put me in a dress without a bra, its bound to happen.

So whats the big deal? We see mens nipples all the time and no one bats an eyelash. A woman's nipple however is cause of lawsuuits and public apologies...why?

A nipple is a nipple is a nipple in my book. It leaks when you have a baby and then that's about it till it reaches the floor when you're 80.

Maybe if these nips we've been seeing weren't so chocolaty maybe?

PS good job with the make up blending...your boob looks great Nicki!...planned?

-D

Yeah...having a litter of people can really fuck you up

2011-07-19T10:18:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I actually feel bad for Octomom. Not super duper bad because she already had 6 kids before pumping herself full of fresh eggs and swimmers...but

A) the Doctor used way more than she was expecting

B) It's hard to selectively kill off the babies you don't want (especially when they are so expensive)

C) She's got 14 kids so its hard to hate her because she's already in a living hell

There is a tape that leaked out and people are up in arms because she says that she "hates babies". I would probably hate babies too if they ruined my body, sucked me dry emotionally and physically and then didn't understand why mommy is so tired.

I'm sure one of her brood has asked her "didn't you want this, Bitch?".

The tape also divulges in her need for alone time. She apparently locks herself in the bathroom (a common practice for those who seek privacy) and eats meals in there as well. I've seen a bathroom used by 14 children before and I REALLY hope her maid does a good job. I would have elected for an actual closet for my meal time but you git what you git and you don't pitch a fit.

The woman obviously have PPD and does indeed need some help. But for the most part she seems pretty lucid for such a crazy nut! She has a background in psychology and I kind of agree with her "litter(ary) theory of bondage". I'd love for her to write a book...but I'd wait till it was at least at the grocery store if not the dollar store to purchase it.

Those ain't mah kids to be supportin'

Oh and lolz...

-D

Who Didn't See This Coming?

2011-07-18T11:06:00.000-07:00

No, really?....

I called falsies on this as soon as it happened. They get married and for about 6 years you didn't know which one had truly given up their career for the marriage....and then J.Lo comes back to our world with her not-so-big-anymore-thanks-to- Kim K. ass and it finally all made sense! "Ohhhhh" we all said "He's at home with the kids".

Celebrity, or to put it more accurately, has-been husbands don't much like when their ladies get second shots. It's like clockwork to see a has-been duo break down after one gets a B12 shot to the career. No one wants to hear Marc Anthony sing "I Need to Know" because quite frankly its a shitty song. I'm not even going to mention the fact that he looks near death all the fucking time. Oops..

Sadly to keep up appearances, they got pregnant with twins 3 years ago so now we have to deal with their offspring in about 15 years. Those adorable mental train wrecks outta be fun.

-D

I can't believe no one has cut off HIS dick!

2011-07-18T10:45:00.000-07:00

KFed...how are you so damn fertile? I thought the ganja was supposed drastically decrease your load potency! I dunno, that may be a load of horse hooey and it very well could be the reason you keep knockin bitches up. Marijuana is not a solid form of birth control, people!

On the other hand, it does make for a pleasantly plum Kevin Federline! I mean c'mon, Kevin....why did you even go on Celebrity Fit Club? You can't teach an old stoner new tricks and we all know your outing's to Subway wouldn't make Jared proud.

This is number FIVE for The Fed and I really am shocked. B Nasty is paying for this child, does anyone realize that? Not only that, but there is a strong possibility that this new kid could actually look like it's a Federline-Spears concoction. Does anyone else see the crazy resemblance to BritneyBitch?

Ok so pretty much the only resemblance is the blonde hair and internal sense of shame they both clearly have.

-D

Girlie Moment: Clean and Clear's Mattifying Cleanser

2011-07-17T22:52:00.000-07:00

Hello, All! I wanted to actually sit down and write a lil sumthin to explain why I haven't been posting and keeping up with the celeb world...ya see, The Dahlia was pollinated this season and has pretty much given up on doing much of anything during this brutal summer. Plus I STILL don't give a fuck about Lindsey Lohan so of course gossip has become quite limited.

I did however want to begin a new sub topic called Girlie Moment. It's a stupid title, I know...

Anyway, with my pregnancy, I've noticed my skin has gotten REALLY oily. I have always had pretty nice skin and so far the mask of pregnancy has not been kind to me. I decided to purchase Mattifying Cleanser and thank god I did. This stuff is amazing! It doesn't dry out my skin because I use witchhazel on the greasiest sections right after and then apply a pea sized amount of regular moisturizing creme after that. I think the moisturizing lotion that is the second step in this product would probably dry out the skin so I went with a gentler Ponds Dry Skin Cream

My face feels fucking fantastic, alright! It smells delicious and for once I don't feel like I have a skillet after bacon face.

-D

Can they just get it on for this one song?

2011-06-16T17:50:00.000-07:00

Both are fantastic versions but of course Drake wins with his original version of "Marvin's Room". A drunk call of epic porportions, Drake calls out his ex's new man and pathetically clings to the past. I've had that happen, am I right ladies??

It wasn't until I googled, that I realized little JoJo (remember her?) has done her own version. While I think some of the lyrics should have gone harder (just call her a "bitch" instead of a "girl" already...you're jealous of her and 20 years old now) the two versions go hand in hand and could turn into a great colabo for both of them.

ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!

*Unfortunately, Drake is on the same kick as Lil Weezy weezy weezy and it's very hard to find a true copy of the song on youtube. enjoy the real version (not too slow, not too fast) on 2DopeBoyz

-D

There was BARELY any rape

2011-06-08T17:25:00.000-07:00

Oh NaNa..I hate you. I really really really hate you. Not only did you suck at the Billboard Awards

but you also continually release really really really bad music/videos. "Man Down" is her newest atrocity and tells the story of a slutty lookin Bajan who dry humps a dude in a club walks out and get assaulted near by. She then gets a gun and shoots him at the train station the next day.

Now I'm not one for liking a lot of rape in my videos...but NaNa could definitely used some pointers on how one looks while getting raped. I was honestly expecting more of a stuggle from the bitch but no one ever said she'd be Oscar worthy.

A problem I also have is why oh why is NaNa still rockin the red weave? And why oh why is it so damn long?! Extensions are to be cut after they are applied, girl! LA-YER!

I guess she asked to have some lovely dreadlocks but with the "shot him downs" throughout the song, it seemed a little too Marley for the pop scene.

PS, your rape aim was spot on...what if you had shot the nice old lady in the crowd instead? Think about these things next time, NaNa...you can't always be so lucky with firearms.

-D

You're right Beyonce...I do run the world

2011-05-20T18:26:00.000-07:00

I'm not a huge fan of Beyonce's new song "Run The World (Girls)". I mean when I first heard it on the radio, I thought it was an old Destiny's Child song! But what song of hers doesn't sound like an old Destiny's Child song, am I right?

Then I heard about her and Jigga..."Oooh it's her chick anthem" I thought. Enough said.

The video premiered this week and again she's out performed most of the pop stars she's setting out to destroy.

Britney doesn't stand a chance...medicated hot mess.

Rhianna can't dance very well besides the ever so popular booty, booty, booty, booty rockin everywhere style.

Nicki Minaj LITERALLY can't dance very well besides the ever so popular booty, booty, booty, booty rockin everywhere style (poor big assed girl)

Lady Gaga, the coke n' booze make you look-a like-a man, beef up a little and your dancing won't look like bone on bone grindage!

For what it's worth, the girl killed it. Some of the choreography is a little much but that's what B-girl does! She will forever be a total queen and I respect that. She's danced like a bad ass for 13 years and at 30 she's still moving like an 18 year old. Props.

-D

I know I buy my Summers Eve at Walmart...Pretty proud of that now

2011-05-18T12:38:00.000-07:00

Thanks to my good friend Camila E. for this fantastic video!

Mr. Ghetto's "Walmart" is already all over the Internet. A flurry of confusion is circulating this video and for good reason....there are just no words to describe how one is supposed to feel after viewing it.

I love the amount of ass but....how much ass is TOO much ass for one song? Ask my fiance and he'll tell you there is no such thing as TOO much ass.

I really have nothing else to say about it! I'm not going to complain about how Walmart is a family friendly store because its not. I have never had a pleasant experience at a Walmart and that's mostly because I'm too busy taking pictures to submit to People of Walmart (check out the AZ section. It's a clusterfuck of eyeball busting images of meth heads and Nascar enthusiasts).

I'm also not going to bitch about how these girls need to get their act together. God gave them asses like that for a reason! I believe the scripture did call for it after all

And God said "There will be ass'th to shake. And men from all walks shall make it rain, make it rain on dem hoes"

-D

Zombie Proof House

2011-05-14T12:08:00.000-07:00

So I read about this amazing invention about a month ago. Reading it, I thought "this is what all houses should be like, because lets face it...we are a culture that is afraid of everything".

The windows that hinge closed, the one ramp into the house thats on the second floor, the genius location of "in the middle of fucking no where" is all fantastic.

But then I had a detailed dream involving that house and found some problems with its design!

1. The pool room has no protection: Unless this is a totally stand alone addition to the luxuriance of the house, there is at least one door that leads to the interior of the house should zombies attack. Seeing as it's blue tinted windows stand out even during the day, zombies will try to get in there first. Even during Z-day I may want to take a dip...

2. Air vents. I don't see any but they've got to be on top of the house somewhere. Where is the air coming from? Is it like a panic room with a small tubular vent? Does the house have its own air supply during attacks and when will that run out? If they have regular air ducts I think its safe to say the inhabitants would be screwed within a few hours.

3. The retractable shed. It's obvious it's not sturdy. Even the sturdiest of those types of doors can be pushed down by an angry mob. We're not sure how smart these zombies are but if they got something to knock it down with (which would require team work), that wall doesn't stand a chance. Behind that its just glass!

4. The indoor staircase. It's not retractable and if the shed door were to come down, I'd want it to be. At least then you'd have more of a shot of keeping them downstairs, right? Not that that would help any since the food and cooking supplies are downstairs.

5. There is no additional downstairs. If we're going to make a zombie proof house, why not make a shelter below it?

Did the Dahlia think too much into this? Probably. She's not ashamed 'neither...

-D

Did she really just say that?

2011-05-10T11:09:00.000-07:00

Rhianna, Robyn whatever your name is...put DOWN the ecstasy, girl. It'll mess up your back!

"California King Bed" is the new video by our lovely Na-Na (sounds like a name for a vagina right?) and again I find that I despise it. Rhianna would be much better off if she stopped trying to look like she's right in the middle of a cosmic O. I mean really, do you have to touch yourself so much in a song about you and your boyfriend breaking up? Why you gotta be so nasty talking about whats left of last night on your sheets, don't you put a towel down for crying out loud?...............And fix your bra strap, you dirtier than X-tina lookin ho!

Okay..okay, maybe she's not a ho, and to be fair she's not dirty looking. Well she looks like she could have crabs or something. A secret kind of dirty as apposed to an obvious "I have dirt all over me" dirty. I just get really fired up over Na-Na and I don't like her for obvious reasons:

-She has about 2 octaves in which she can comfortably sing
-When she does sing, its about stupid things
-She doesn't write her own songs and can't sing someone else's songs as though she did.

It also doesn't help that any time I hear "What's My Name", I walk around the rest of the day saying "Oh NA-NA WHAT'S MY NAME?". It's almost as horrible as walking around saying "ra ra ah-ah-ahh roma ra-ah-ahhh, gaga ooo la la, want your bad romance"...almost.

Pretty girl though. Some pretty girls should just shut their mouths though. Become a model, Rhianna! Stop ruining music, please! Just cause Jay Z says you've got talent, doesn't mean you actually do. That just means Na-Na got a big ole butt and Jigga wants it on his face.

-D

Lets go!!!

2011-05-09T17:41:00.000-07:00

1. This song may be "old news" but I still love it.

2. This song is not old news because rap on the radio has become an echo. For some reason, rappers would rather record 2 verses and then have them dubbed to create a 4 minute song (see: Birthday by Jerimih...or don't cause its disgusting and I always think "if this song was sung by a girl it'd sound like a song about golden showers")

...anyway, Chris Brown used to be on my shit list because I didn't realize at the time that Rhianna is a cunt and even a cunt can and should get pimp slapped. Don't act like you've never met a girl that really just needs a good smack in the face because we all have. Should it ever be in a moving vehicle? no, cause that shit is dangerous.

Since his bow tied apologies I've realized that you can love a man for being talented, and still hate him for being a probable douche. "Look At Me" and "She Ain't You" are some great songs. His dancing is fantastical and I guarantee you his face, body and *clears throat* are all BANGIN. So why not like Chris Brown again? It seems like a good investment of my fandom, yours too.

-D

Juda-Juda AH AH

2011-05-06T15:25:00.000-07:00

I am not a Lady Gaga fan. That being said...I know every one of her singles like the back of my hand. This goes to show that Lady Gaga has taken a page from children's songs: repeat repeat repeat!

I will say that I enjoy the video for the plot line, style and aesthetics.Not only could this track be used if they ever recreate Jesus Christ Super Star for a younger audience (trust), I've always held a firm belief that Mary probably had the hots for Judas as well as Jesus causing a major rift between the friends. It happens often and it just very well may have happened to them..should you believe in Jesus, Judas and Mary Magdalene..which some people don't...like Santa and the Toothfairy (to be fair, I also think its plausible that, like the 2003 movie Darkness Falls claims, the tooth fairy is a ghost that eats kids should they sneak a peak of her doin' her biznaz).

I WARN you though....listening to this song will get it stuck in your head. I have been dreaming of this literally god forsaken song for 3 days and its not getting any better. By the end of next week I will know every word, I'm sure of it. You will too, if you listen to it "just this once". It's like ear crack, people. I'm wishing I wore an ear condom.

-D

It's been a long time, shouldn't have left you

2011-05-04T16:31:00.000-07:00

hello Post! I can't believe my last installment was in December! So much has happened since then and I'm not recapping it for anyone!

The Post will soon change its direction a bit, focusing on a variety of topics. Lets face it, Hollywood is rigged and the stories are just getting too crazy for my time and opinions! On top of the regular "what I think is most interesting in pop culture" posts, the blog will now offer interesting recipes, tips on housekeeping, baby prep tips and advice as well as anything else I want to blog about.

Since becoming a housewife and now as I embark on the journey into motherhood...it just seems right to expand my blogging efforts, right?

To make things even better, I entered a new campaign on BzzAgent.com and am trying out a new site called About.Me.com

So far? Fantastic way to organize your networking profiles!

The Disney Princess Time Forgot

2010-12-03T11:13:00.000-08:00

I've always wondered why princess stories like Rapunzel, Rumpelstiltskin and The Princess and the Pea have been ignored by Disney for so long. All three have potential to bring about a new age in Disney musicals but for some reason no one ever really went for them. Thankfully we have Tangled to add to our collection.

Based on the hairy story of Rapunzel, Tangled has the perfect voice for 18 year old Rapunzel: Mandy Moore.

Now I've liked and disliked Mandy on many different occasions, but I think she's found a new way to use her voice. Animated Mandy is to die for!

The film itself regenerates a lot of Disney classics. The musical scene of the movie has Rapunzel cleaning and sweeping around her tower, reminiscent of both Cinderella and Snow White. Gothel, Rapunzel's "adopted" mother has a mash up of multiple Disney villains, most notably Ursula, Jafar and Scar). This theme continues and after a while it kind of gets annoying. Is there anything original about the plot line itself anymore? No not really! But it's still better than Disney's last epic fail of a movie, The Princess and the Frog.

What sets this movie apart is its AMAZING animation. I'm telling you there is no need for a 3D version of this movie. The water and forests look real as real can be. In the characters dancing alone, there is such attention to detail. Even their fingers move almost realistically. Even everyone's hair look (beautiful) and real.

Most of all, I've really grown to love the song selection they chose. I've read that there were additional songs written for the film, and they were deleted to the trash bin. Personally I would've gone with 2, possibly 3 more narrative songs but I won't be ungrateful!

PS For some reason, I love love love villains more than the good guys. So here is Gothel's "Mother Knows Best". I love the Broadway style they used throughout the film for her.

So why are people upset that these people are hot?

2010-10-23T11:19:00.000-07:00

Glee is a semi sorta kinda family show. I can understand that families have very few shows that they can watch together.

But why are people (uptight women) in such a tizzy over the Glee cast posing in a hot, sexy, sex party photo shoot? *said in my best Kazakhstan accent* It's the same "sex sells" gimmick magazines have been using for years. I really don't even know people who read GQ who aren't old enough to realize whats being sold here. Soft, socially acceptable pornographic art.

The show itself is so for adults its not even funny. The singing keeps the kids entertained but everything else goes over their heads unless they've hit puberty. If you've managed to raise a child in this day in age, they already surf the internet mad hoored so it's essentially like trying to keep your sons from watching porn and your daughters from thinking they're fat (unfortunately). The pictures themselves are extremely beautiful and the girls conjure up memories of Farrah and the other Angels.

That was okay when it clearly was just tug art for dudes walls and incentive for girls to go on a Jell-O diet.

The ladies look fucking amazing. And to be honest, I've seen worse photos in a Victoria's Secret catalog (funnily enough, that's where their undies are from). So I don't understand why those big ass posters and suggestively posed mannequins can be displayed in a mall right across from a Gap Kids, but these people can't get some really great pictures taken for a cover story interview.

-D

Whip it baby!

2010-10-19T17:52:00.000-07:00

Willow Smith's song "Whip My hair" is a fantastic. It's a great song for kids to enjoy and its good enough to be in the clubs too. The attitude and confidence in her voice and words are something every little girl should hear.

So when I saw that a mashup had been done with a Sesame street Muppet scene, I knew I'd have to dig a little deeper into the story of this video. Turns out a father and writer for S-Town wrote "I Love My Hair" for his obviously african american (adopted) baby. WONDERFUL!

It is so hard to live life with black hair if you don't know just how beautiful and amazing it is. There are plenty of times when I remember being made fun of because of my afro hair. Many men I dated back in the day thought they couldn't touch it! I mean c'mon..its hair.

I applaud Joey Mazzarino, the head writer S-Strizeet for understanding the plight of The Little Black Girl! Thank You! But I'm gonna have to say that Willow's mash up is a weeeee bit better AM I RIGHT?

-D

Well You're a Fucking Idiot, Aren't You?

2010-10-14T17:34:00.000-07:00

This is why I wish I still stayed at home. Bill O'fucktard was on The View this week and blatantly bitch slapped women, muslims and Americans within 5 minutes.

1. Don't EVER tell a woman "listen to me and you'll learn something". It's rude, sir.

2. You're wrong about everything, ever.

Muslims did kill people on 9/11. Muslims who happened to be TERRORISTS. This is basic and I cannot fathom why this adult man can't see the distinction. Joy and Whoopie were right to walk off stage because talking to idiots like Bill just needs to stop. There is no end to a conversation like that because most right wingers are also "have the last worders" too. Anything to "win" right?

I don't understand why people are up in arms over this masque. And I really dont understand why stupid racist Amercians think they can tell people "just not here" and think they are being fair. Build the fucking masque! Show the rest of the world that is watching us, that we are not the hateful bigots they want to get rid of! It's not in poor taste because 25% of the population is Muslim! They are share holders guys! Muslims have the right to build wherever they want because they are amazing human beings who have been hated from multiple sides for thousands of years! Give them a break and let them turn that stinky yoga studio into a place of worship. Maybe their prayers could liven up the joint.

How come we don't realize that America is to blame for 9/11. We think we own the world and that its our way or the highway. We are the bully that finally got nailed in the nose by that brown kid no one talks to. We had PROOF the attacks were coming and shook them off! I mean c'mon, we were as Tom Cruise says "being smug" about our safety.

Bill, any other television channel woulda canned your ass after this massive brain spew. Thank your lucky stars you're not on a real one.

PS Fuck it, we'll do it live!
What an asshole

-D

Aw shucks

2010-10-13T17:46:00.000-07:00

Well Courtney Cox is Courtney Cox again I guess!

After 11 years, the best hollywood marriage EVER has ended. Courtney and David are no more? At least thats what its looking like. Apparently this could mean huge ratings for her Cougar show I've never seen.

I will say, they put in a good 11 years and should just die together. Thats a long ass time to just get over.

plus they are so right for each other. Who's gonna take care of David now????? Doesn't he still look like such a goofy goof? cute to me, annoying to Courtney. I can dig it gurl. I'm Team Get Back Together Guys, Scream 4 Will Be Uncomfy If You Don't.

-D

Thank god it was 3:41

2010-10-10T22:02:00.000-07:00

I am not a Miley fan. I don't think there's been a time when I enjoyed her besides initially liking "Party in the USA" for a hot minute. Her voice sounds like shes been smoking for years and her arms remind me of a T-Rex's

Anyway, this video is just over the top sexy for a girl still in high school. We all thought Britney was a slut, but who knew the Miley Gang Bang Train would soon roll in. I mean this is what B nasty was doing at 17

And now we have Miley doing what could very well be mistaken for a foreign "club sex" video if you didn't put your contacts in before viewing...

Is it really because The Dahlia's birthday is in less than 2 hours that I find this totally inappropriate? How long till she and Justin Beiber are caught in a hot tub with an 8 ball and some negro friends doin em up the butt? Can you seriously imagine that on OK! Magazine? The Beibs totally still has a hat on of course..

Shout out to Lady Jones for the video!
-D

Chaz Bono is very large

2010-10-09T17:02:00.000-07:00

Being a very big Cher fan, I've recently come to a crossroads in my fandom. On the one hand, if Cher code tells me that The Cher can do no wrong, any that came from her womb must be Cher(ished). On the other hand, I feel as if Chaz Bono is a hot fucking mess of a person.

Dilemma.

Chaz is just too fat. I say this as a fellow chubster, mind you. It's not mean, kind of like how black people can say Nigga an it's not racist, dig? Anyway, I understand he is going through MAJOR body changes that push ones temple to the limits...But why are you that fat? And why have you been that fat for so long? It is as if he is trying to conceile every piece of himself that could possibly resemble a woman's. Not to mention, shouldn't a person be in good health before starting such a transformation? I mean thats its definition of hormone therapy what this dude~~ette~~ has embarked upon.

Am I wrong here?

-D

This weeks favorite song: "D's mutha fucka D's, Rosie Perez"

2010-10-09T16:47:00.000-07:00

I don't really know what it is about Kanye. He's just a fantastic artist that I think trumps the likes of Lady Gaga. I was surprised when they announced their now dead tour plans, because Lady Gaga was the public draw. Not Kanye. After his MTV "ooooooooooooo" moment the tour plans were scraped. You could say it was all staged since that very same awards night catapulted Gaga's career enough to pay for her mega expensive "Monster's Ball Tour"...hmm

But anyway with my heart eagerly awaiting his new album, my Pandora account has been dominated by Mr. West c/o my beautifully crafted Kid Cudi station. "Good Morning" is a great weekend song to play right after you wake up. It's soon to be my new alarm song for good reason!

-D

France's Michelle Obama Does Bowie

2010-09-25T12:13:00.000-07:00

Scandalous! Carla Bruni has released a cover of David Bowie's Absolute Beginners and apparently its awful. I'm listening to it now, and of course its demo quality but its not half bad! Her accent gives it more depth than if she were a regular yankee covering another Bowie song. If you google Carla Bruni Absolute Beginners you'll come up with some pretty harsh critiques though. You'd swear she sounded like Roseanne Barr or something.

I say, beautifully done not Queen but First Lady of France.

PS Perez has such a monopoly on videos now...
-D

I Just Gleed Myself...

2010-09-24T16:44:00.000-07:00

I am beyond words right now! A preview of Glee's "Britney Spears" episode was posted by B Nasty herself!

How amazing is that? Naya Rivera is ok as a Madonnawannabe but Heather Morris kicked ass!!! It's like she always wanted to be Britney and finally got her chance. Awez

PS Totally didn't know Heather Morris is from Scottsdale, AZ. Funny how famous Arizonians always have to leave to be famous

-D

Courtney, whats wrong with your face?

2010-09-23T17:55:00.000-07:00

Bad Botox! Courtney Cox Arquette is looking rough...Scream 4 is going to be a fun movie to waste 10 bucks on, but the real horror is that very noticble lazy eye Coco is sporting.

Bad face lift perhaps? It will be a joy to watch her scream without emoting!

-D

MIA is not a pop star!

2010-09-22T14:05:00.000-07:00

Perez Hilton has been bashing MIA for quite some time (pretty much after MIA said she was not and never would be goo goo for Gaga).

M.I.A is a british painter, musician, director, and activist born to parents of Sri Lankan Tamil decent. You may know her from the fantastic song "Paper Planes" that was featured in the trailer for Pineapple Express. At 35 years old, she's been nominated for 2 Grammy's, an Academy Award and countless other awards for her contribution to the art community. She lived through and survived most of the Sri Lankan Civil War in the 80's and later began protesting war and violence around the world as well as its effect on entertainment. She is active in the "fight" against violence in video games and in film as she saw blood shed first hand as a small child. She is also an advocate for the education of those suffering from dyslexia, a disorder she battles with today.

On top of all of that, the girl is a fashion designer!

It would be easy to call her the Tamil Lady Gaga, only that would be giving Gaga some undeserved credit! I love M.I.A and she is a true artists who isn't focused on the marketablitiy of her art. She has a following and enjoys creating for that following.

*Fun side note that makes her even more awesome, her Grammy performance was on her DUE DATE! Nothing will stop this woman (ps I think having her perform this version of her song was stupid.)
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Anyway she dropped a new music video and Perez has damned it as awful. I watched it and its not commercial but that doesnt make it awful!

Okay calm down. Leann Rimes is not the end of humanity

2010-09-17T17:49:00.000-07:00

I've been reading a lot about Leann Rimes lately. She cheated very publicly on her husband of almost 10 years with a guy who was also married to someone else for nearly 10 years.

oh boy..

She denied in media outlets even when they were caught kissing and canoodling and so forth. Okay this is not the first time this has happened.

Now they have both divorced their spouses to start a new "honest" relationship. And all hell is breaking loose. People are calling this chick a slut, whore, bitch etc and its all a little over blown don't you think?

I keep reading this quote and I can understand what she did:

"This past year, for the first time ever, I put me first. I'm sure some people are thinking that I was totally selfish, but the truth is, there are times in your life when you have to be selfish in order to find out what truly makes you happy."

There is a difference between a Tiger Woods and a Leann Rimes. A Tiger Woods cheats because he gets away with it and enjoys that feeling. He cheats because he IS married. He has a spare at home when he's done with these bitches. Leann Rimes cheats because she's unhappily married and realized it too late. Leann Rimes cheats because she may have met who she was supposed to be with. Women after all are a little bit more in tune with themselves and their emotions. It may just be that she was blinded by a different, unsustainable love to her previous hubby and the veil lifted slowly but surely.

I actually commend Leann Rimes for getting out of a partnership she was no longer happy with. While her ex claims they were happy, we all know someone who is so wrapped up in their own view of how a relationship is going, and doesn't see the other person is miserable.

I'm gonna guess that's what happened here.

Did she need to cheat? no. But sometimes it can be an unavoidable end to a relationship. If true love blossoms out of it, is it still wrong?

PS in Angelina and Brads case yes. I know they are kind of the same thing but I say Death To Brangelina. Team Aniston on that one.

Such a double standard right? eh

-D

Business 2 Blogger

2010-09-16T18:25:00.000-07:00

So I've decided to try out this new site. The only way I can describe it is to post whats on the website

[B2B's goal is] To give every Blogger, big and small, access to paid writing opportunities that have traditionally been grabbed before they even knew it was available! You sign up. We send you a maximum of 1 email per day containing paid blogging opportunities. If you find one you are interested in, we put you directly in touch with the business that needs your bloggy expertise. Then we leave you two lovebirds alone.

Sounds fantastic! I love all of my "give us your opinion" sites like Bzzagent and Ehow. Now I can add another one to it!

Okay I know how this is!

2010-09-14T11:19:00.000-07:00

Anthony Kedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers said some discouraging words against Glee this past weekend.

“Generally speaking, that doesn’t excite me,” he admitted. “Nothing against Glee or any of those American Idol type shows, but you know … music that is near and dear to our hearts and the people we wrote it for and play it for, it doesn’t make sense to be seen in a television format. It seems emotionally displaced.”

To be fair, he also said he's never seen the show. I went the whole first season, knocking it down. Now that I've gotten involved with the story line (that I wholeheartedly believe is better than the singing), I understand the appeal of Glee. I originally didn't enjoy the show because of the singing. Auto-tune is going to be music's true downfall and this show uses it more than it needs to. Sometimes its also hard to get over the change from dialogue to 100% studio produced singing. Once you get over that stuff, its easy to watch the show!

Because its so difficult for some people to get in to this show (like me), I can understand where he's coming from. But I do think if he sat and watched the show from Ep. 1 to the finale, he'd want RHCP to be featured. Sometimes the songs just go so well. I loved the "Defying Gravity" duet Lea Michaels and Chris Colfer did. It shows just how deeply these songs effect the characters and story line as well. You can find both characters versions as well as their duet (top one). A beautiful rendition that means different things for both characters.

-D

Why I love gay men

2010-09-14T01:18:00.000-07:00

Gay men are beautiful. They are a heightened species and more often than not they tend to be near perfect specimens. Whenever I see a gay man who takes care of his biznazz, my inner Dr. Frankenfurter screams in my brain "Ohhhhh Rockaaaay".

They dance better, they dress better, their conversational skills excel beyond what most men are capable of. And lets face it, they always smell amazing.

Loving my gays tonight

-D

I am SO sad over this!

2010-09-08T21:52:00.000-07:00

So this Dahlia has been singing LFO since hearing the news of Rich Cronin's untimely death. Of course The Dahlia's Dude doesn't really get it because he thinks L.F.O is G.A.Y. Let me say however that this group did a lot of good for music and fashion. I mean who really wore Abercrombie and Fitch before "Summer Girls"?.

Rich, at 35 you were way too young to go. You're lower lip biting, "girl..." spoken word bridges, and junk grabbing will be missed.

RIP

-D

Can we all sue Britney Spears for harassment?

2010-09-08T12:37:00.000-07:00

Because we've all seen her cooter one too many times. It seems that there is always a new hire of the Spears' that ends up breaking their silence for some cash.

A former bodyguard of B Nasty is suing the pop star for sexual harassment and is alleging CHILD ABUSE!
I'm calling total bullshit on this because the woman can't fart without asking twelve handlers for permission, let a lone harass someone with her snatch. Child abuse? whatever. I can vaguely remember this same story coming from another bodyguard a few years ago and nothing came of it. Her children have already been taken away so she's not flying below the radar (<--awesome Britney song btw).

According to Fernando Flore, Britney on several occassions, mooned the guard, showing him her goodies. When he reacted negativley, she uttered "You know you liked it". And yes...you know you fucking did!!! She also reinacted "The Graduate" and nuded it up while asking for 7 Up. Lolz

He ALSO claims when not beating her children with borrowed belts, she feed them shell fish when they are *gasp* allergic to it.

Oh and last but not least, she apparently has sex really loud...cause thats an effin crime.

Ok here is my take on it. Britney Spears is kind of a slut. It's not really breaking news, and its not all that bad because thankfully someone got this bitch on the pill. That being said, shes BRITNEY SPEARS! She is the definition of "if I looked like that I'd be naked all the time"! If you're hot pop sensation boss wants to show her goods off around the house, you should be thankful you're getting paid for such a kush job, dude!

When it comes to the kids however...I seriously doubt she's around her kids enough to abuse them. Sadly she's got nannies for all that bonding.

So in conclusion

-naked boss=shut up and enjoy seeing a nake Britney Spears all in yo face. But that's hearsay so make sure you always make her out to be a bad parent so you're solidified a cash payout. Whoopins aren't illegal, sir. I don't agree with that type of punishment but you're the bodyguard. A well trained dog could do your job, so just be happy Rover retired.

Update!!! Girl version of F*ck You!!!

2010-09-03T18:33:00.000-07:00

I went to do my nails which are in desperate need for a polish and what did I find? A girl version of F*ck You!

It's by a NY artist named Chrystina Orlando and its definitely being added to my favorites! It took quite a while finding this version as it seems the record label Cee Lo is under has filed a claim against it on youtube. It seems as if by changing the name of the video, she was able to upload it once again.

-D

F*ck You!

2010-09-03T17:35:00.000-07:00

Cee lo Green most famous for his work with Gnarles Barkley has released his new video for single "Fuck You". But wait! there are two official videos!! The first is simple and makes you really listen to the lyrics and the other is a more traditional, MTV appropriate music video. Both are pretty awesome though I'm enjoying the lyric video more than the super busy music video.

I appreciate Cee Lo for so many reasons. He really has brought soul back to pop music. In a world of computer created tunes, he is still using his god given gift of vocal talent!

-D

Poor Heidi

2010-09-02T12:33:00.000-07:00

I really do feel bad for this hot, hot mess! She hates her body so she goes and orders the Demi Moore Special (everything) and now she hates it!

I don't believe for a second that this transformation was done at her own will. She married a skeezball hollywood wanna be and he most likely abused the crap out of her mentally until this was seen as her only viable option to stay relevant. All of the other ACTORS in The Hills have successful business ventures and what did Heidi invest in? Back problems and a soon to be removable MJ nose:

"My boobs are crushing me. They are totally too big and it's impossible to work out - they get in the way when I try to exercise. I have to wear two sports bras to run! It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. I can't hug my dogs anymore. Especially with my face in the condition it's in, I can't get up close or kiss them. Of they were to hit my nose I wouldn't be able to get it fixed again! I have to be really careful. I feel like a porcelain doll. I see so many things that I want to wear and can't I definitely didn't think about that part when I signed up for the surgery."

No honey you didn't think. I don't have monster boobs but I've got more than a handful and its painful and annoying. You can't wear what everyone else wears, you have cleavage in a turtle neck and your back hurts all the time. Plus, they really can crush you. I have to lift my boobs to take a proper deep breath! She obviously did not speak to anyone who has boobs that size let alone people similar in small frame with big jugs. Get them reduced and try and find Courtney Love's plastic surgeon. She almost looks like she aged naturally now! Lets just forget 1999-2008 when she looked like Mrs. Potato Head with different parts making up her face. She elected to widen her nose back to a semi normal shape

-D

Hmm I think they can

2010-09-01T17:51:00.000-07:00

Star magazine ran a story on Ashton and Demi claiming Ashton is a cheater cheater compulsive tweeter.

He recently took a jab at Star...through twitter stating:

"I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees."
"STAR magazine - you don't get to stand behind "freedom of the press" when you are writing fiction."

I actually think they can...that's the whole point. Right?

To be fair its not right for publications to say someones cheating when they most likely aren't. But tweeting about that stuff makes Ashton sound like a douche....I guess some things never change!

Go Mary!

2010-08-31T13:38:00.000-07:00

Hey yall! Well sorry about this embarrassing lag in posts, but hopefully I will get more time to devote to this place. I wanted to take some time and bash Bill O'REALLY?! for his comments made about single mothers.

Firstly, his comments to Jen Aniston are totally retarded but I'll post them for anyone who's not in the know:

[This is discussing Jen's new move The Switch, in which she plays a mid life woman who decides to have a child on her own, with donated sperm from a "perfect" candidate]

"She's throwing a message out to 12-year-olds and 13-year-olds that hey, you don't need a guy, you don't need a dad," he said. "That's destructive to our society."

O'Reilly went on to argue that remarks like Aniston's are hurtful to fathers, saying, "She's diminishing the role of the dad."

Now....I don't know if this is true or not...but I've HEARD that Jennifer Aniston is an actress and didn't write this movie. This is totally out of left field but doesn't that mean, shes just playing a part in a mediocre romcom? Give the woman a break, she doesn't even have kids!

Anyway Mary Louise Parker, the wonderful woman who has been in some of my favorite films of all time (Fried Green Tomatoes and Boys on the Side) not to mention the absolutely amazing Showtime drama Weeds, has fired back at Bill.

To put a little bit of backstory....Mary and this former hottie rising star Billy Crudup used to be a happy couple expecting a child..that is until Clair Danes (yeah I know..) broke the family up and her and Billy left Mary like 9 months pregnant thus, a single mom.

Mary says:

"Why is being a single mother destructive? Give me a break. He sounds like an idiot. Who is he again? Maybe he’s right, I don’t know. I don’t think you necessarily have to be part of a traditional nuclear family to be a good mother. A lot of children from traditional nuclear families have really unhappy childhoods, and they have dysfunctional, distant parents who don’t pay attention to them. Also, some people don’t plan on being single parents. It’s not like you’re sitting at home and thinking, ‘Wow, I’d really like to do this by myself. I’d love to wake up six times a night and change diapers and have nobody to help me. That’d be great!’ I certainly didn’t do that. I think that opinion is pretty narrow-minded. People like him - and I don’t even know who he is, so this is just a guess… they usually just say shit like that for attention. He probably comes from a nuclear family and didn’t get enough attention as a child."

PERFECTION! I loved how no holds barred she was with this public statement. I will say that I was raised by two single mothers from two generations: my mother and and my grandmother. I had a wonderful childhood and learned what it truly means to be a woman in this world. Hearing my own young sister ask what fathers were for only validates my theory that

It is man, not woman, that is diminishing the role of the father in our society.

There are so many wonderful fathers out their, don't get me wrong, but it is the dead beat dad's actions and the subsequent reactions that have lessened the role of the father in our society, not the woman who takes on duel roles in a sexist and degrading world. They work twice as hard to get the same results as a nuclear family. We should cherish the women who are making Presidents (remember that Obama's mama was a single mother as well) instead of knocking them off of the pedestal they whole heartedly deserve.

-D

Hey yall!

2010-08-22T22:59:00.000-07:00

So the celeb world has kind of become a joke. Too many fake celebrities and too much LaLohan to be honest. Plus I'm becoming more of a "me" blogger. Head on over to http://ameansofescape.blogspot.com/

this is my "me"blog. You can ask real questions about things you read in there. Its a slow process but I hope in the end I can help people who are going through the same things.

-D

PS don't worry, this blog will get some attention again soon!

Kelis has sucked since 99 but also!

2010-06-01T14:06:00.000-07:00

Doesn't this back beat sound a lot like Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake's "Mothers Day"???

Like totally right? But again, the song sucks. Kelis used to sing..

They totally already did this movie!

2010-05-19T11:58:00.000-07:00

As a Marilyn Monroe freak, I have seen lots and lots of films on the queen of glamor. That being said, "Blonde" was by far the second WORST behind the one with Ashley Judd/ Mira Sorvino *shudders*

Now director Andrew Dominik has decided once wasn't enough for "Blonde" and has once again adapted the Joyce Carol Oats novel into a movie.

Here's what I didn't like, there were so many fictional plot devices and people walked away thinking it was all true!

Hopefully this film takes a more truthful approach and simply uses Joyce's embeleshments like paprika.

Here is a photo of Namoi "Nipples" Watts as Marilyn. Hopefully (but not at all likely) she won't be toppless in this one too..we wouldn't want her putting out Joe Dimaggio's eye from across the room.

eh...

-D

Been a while!

2010-05-17T09:30:00.000-07:00

Alright, so "real life" kind of swooped over my life. thankfully hollywood kind of started stinkin up the web, and all people can talk about are Lindsay Lohan and Tiger Woods. Big woop right?

Anyway, X-tina is back again. Her first single "Not Myself Tonight" was pretty hot IMO, though the video sucked ass. She's since leaked 3 new songs off of her not so anticipated album "Bionic". Not that I'm a super big fan of hers (I do still have her first cd around here in the muddle of moving boxes, scratched and smudged from my angsty tween years) but shes really rounded out as an artist. She knows what she likes, and knows what people expect of her and shes tried with this album to incorporate it all.

That being said, a 30 year old woman doesn't need to sing a song called "I hate boys". Why do you hate them, married Christina? Because they don't want your mommy poon anymore? Yeah we didn't forget you gotsababyitsaboy. You're a MILF but even Britney stopped talking about boys..she's on to menage trois and circus' and shit. What life is all about!

"Bionic" is really the only fun song of the leaks. I haven't enjoyed a full album from a pop star (besides B-nasty) in about 10 years. "You Lost Me" has a lot of beautiful vocalizations in it, something Christina has always had at her advantage. All in all she's the most normal of all the pop tarts from 1999, cleans up well and gets invited to functions she has no business being at

Shutter Island is the muthafuckin shit

2010-02-24T18:22:00.000-08:00

Even days later, I'm still saying it. This movie had the right mixture of noir and yummy scorseseness! The special effects echo Cape Fear (another Martin S favorite of mine) and the plot itself pays homage to the likes of Hitchcock and at times even David Lynch!

Leo DiCaprio again rocks my socks as one of the best actors of my life time, and has a Jack Nicholson essence to him that I've never seen before. Mark Ruffalo was fantastic and hot the whole time, pretty awesome for a guy who had partial face paralysis 8 years ago. Every time I'm just like "can you tell?!?!". Nope. Can't. Still hot as fuuuuck.

Only downside to the film: Michelle Williams. Dawson's Curse strikes again as she just about begs to be knocked out by someone in the audience during all of her scenes.

But besides that the film scores at least an 8 in the Dahlia book. Defo a go see in the theaters yaall!!

-D

Wowzers sorry bout that

2010-02-22T15:50:00.001-08:00

I took a small break and look whats happened! Celebrity news is at an all time low! I find myself saying "who cares" a lot of the time when reading through my many news reports. Hence why the funny Dahlia has not been around. But in my time off I have been viewing lots of new releases in the theater...there is just one thing thats bugging me

yeah. HMMMMM

-D

The Best

2010-01-29T09:29:00.000-08:00

So fantastic! I just love it when a parody comes along that should be on the radio. Well I mean not radio because "I just ___ my pants" wouldn't be as funny as hearing "shit".

Anyway enjoy this because I really fucking did.

-D

Bullshit

2010-01-27T19:58:00.000-08:00

just cause they say "boom" doesn't mean its plagiarized...

The Boom Dynamite song is obviously influenced by the Boom Dynamite CHEER that they teach in like 5th grade...

-D

:-(

2010-01-27T19:28:00.000-08:00

I really did just watch Poltergeist (on sunday actually) and I couldn't help but really watch Zelda. Such a talented and super sweet woman! It's my sad sad duty to report that ZR did indeed pass away, something that had been speculated and refuted weeks ago. But it true-balls, she died of natural causes today at 76.

She was so cool in Teen Witch!!!

Oh and btw why I are they making another Teen Witch? The movie doesn't spoil with age!

Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson: The Killer Inside Me is Casey Affleck?

2010-01-26T21:23:00.000-08:00

Obviously! Ok so Jessica Alba walked out on her own movie because it was so violent. Did she forget that Casey Affleck pretends to pound in her face? That make up alone must have taken like 2 hours...minimum.

And Kate Hudson is just lookin like an old ho now right! and she totally slapped his dick which made me almost pee myself.

Yes!

I'll defo watch this movie. Right after I read the book that is supposedly more violent than the movie.....I might even get some cop to bitch slap me afterward. Schmexy...

-D

First post of 2010! what week are we in?...

2010-01-12T19:36:00.000-08:00

So Conan is leaving NBC after being on there for a ridic amount of time. I say hands down C man is more entertaining than Jay Leno. I go to sleep early as it is, but if I didn't I'd for sure want to watch Conan before passing out.

I mean C'mon! you give a guy a new tv show and then move it to his old time slot? Fucked up NBC. Just cause tv is on the way OUT (finally) doesn't mean you need to be a prick. After all these years, awards and acclaim, and they are still treating him like the green writer he was back in the day. Whatevs!

Here's Conan's statement saying EADMF to NBC!

People of Earth:

In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

O’Brien’s statement continues after the jump …

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn’t matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s always been that way.

Yours,

Conan

-D

No way!

2009-12-23T15:42:00.000-08:00

Jesus Cristo say it isn't so! Susan and Tim are no more after being together my entire lifetime? NOOOO!!!!

I love love loved this super hippie indie couple so much. Hopefully it was amicable and hopefully it will be brief! These two have had such an amazing run both romantically and publicly. they have done so much for the Democratic party as well! Seeing them with their peace signs is so much fun!

Maybe they just need to do another movie together..

I sound like one of their kids "maybe if you guys spend more time together you'll like each other again, riiiiiigghht :-( "

-D

According to Who?

2009-12-22T23:15:00.000-08:00

Orianthi's new song "According to You" is pretty interesting in a few ways. It's got some interesting anthem qualities but also touches on some very deep and truthful moments in a lot of relationshiTs.

Orianthi was to play guitar on the This Is It tour because of her amazing guitar abilities and this shines (somewhat briefly) in the song. I'm kind of disappointed she isn't just wailing on her first single as a performer. It's all very safe as to not frighten all the little teen boys shes supposed to be attracting.

Oh and why is her band all guys? I for one HATE when a female lead has all male back up. Get some girls in their for crying out loud, we can't all be Gladys Knight.

And don't even get me started on the Lita Ford comparisons. Why do girls with guitar talent have to be sexualized to make up for it everytime? not saying that Lita Ford is even half as talented at the guitar than this girl though...(she's amazing)

Im A Bee!

2009-12-18T21:21:00.000-08:00

Loving this song so much! I will say though that after seeing a bee on the cover art...now its just sounding like "I'm a bee". which is very cute.

The song is one of the many hits off BEP's "The End" and the reason why it rocks so hard is that its really 3 songs in one. It starts off with Fergie, speeds up, and then gets a little funky at the end. Why arent more songs doing this? Enjoy being creative! Instead of "verse chorus verse"!!!

Will.I.Am has always been an innovative force behind the group and is such an excellent producer! No wonder MJ loved working with him in the end!

on a downer note, they've been dressing all weird lately (more so) because they hired Lady Gaga's stylist. No Joke. The guys look great but Fergie looks like she should be at ComicCon at a booth standing real real still.

-D

This song kills it!

2009-12-18T21:00:00.000-08:00

*aww shucks. They might as well hold hands right??

I love Luda. I always have. How can you not??? He's had so many commercial hits, hes an ok actor and he just seems fun. I mean anyone who has Alvin and C's in their song is fantasmic.

I've been hearing remixes of this song all night. Unforch they've all been better than the original but thats not important right now. The important thing is that I found a new favorite song!

Anyway here's the audio! Enjoy yaaallll

-D

Better but its still a lot more humping than dancing

2009-12-15T21:15:00.001-08:00

Brit Brits new "uncut" video for "Three" which means they left in another HOT outfit and some more pelvis.

To be honest, I still remember seeing Britney's vagina so these zoom ins of a covered coot are really unnecessary.

-D

WHY is everyone so shocked about Tiger?

2009-12-09T07:06:00.001-08:00

This dude has been majorly famous for the past decade and you are all shocked he's been fuckin around and cruising in his escalade like a skinny, ugly version of Fiddy??? THE GUY IS GOLF'S JESUS. And lets not forget Jesus even had a ho...

Anyway Tiger was fired from Gatorade and I'm pretty sure everything else with his face on it is gonna go bye bye. I actually feel bad for the guy but not as much as I feel bad for any woman he's ever had sex with, just because hes a very awkward man to imagine having sex with. I'm sure when he shoots a load he yells "fore!".

ew thats gross

PS His wife is too hot. Of course he's gonna cheat on her with an uglier woman. Sometimes dudes can't handle pretty!

-D

Frickin HILARIOUS

2009-12-04T19:58:00.000-08:00

Long time no see right?

Well blame majoring in psychology, being the part time mother of 11 two year olds and the adoptive mother a bouncing baby boy!

and by boy I mean puppy of course. Yes yes yall, The Dahlia has a son named Brando (pictures soon!)

Anyways, thanks to Camila for this hilarious tutorial! I admit I am guilty of watching tutorials made by really stupid high school girls on how to look "sexy". I may be 22 but I still want to look 16 for as long as I can, I dunno about you...

Not only is her voice SPOT ON for a lot of chicks I've known, but the "look at it" had me LOLing pretty hard. Watch all the way through yall!

-D

He is such a joke!

2009-11-26T09:51:00.001-08:00

Adam Lambert is not very good. I mean he totally is a gay icon, I get it. We haven't really had a super glitter fairy in a pop star role. But for god's sake why can't we go back in time and pick a man who can actually sing. Even Britney did more singing on her first album. I mean c'mon! His AMA performance was disgustingly off key and now this video is just plain silly.

And why does he have to have bad make up? He looks like half the mexican tweens running around here...

*yawn*

P.S. Happy Turkey Day :-)
-D

I have no idea what I just watched

2009-11-16T21:28:00.000-08:00

But it wasn't gooooood.

"Video Phone" is Beyonce + Gaga which could have = "woah" but instead garnered a "huh?".

See for yourself.

I just dont know about music videos anymore. Are they dying out? Props to Beyonce for always being feirce in her dancing though. one of the more bearable videos to watch in that arena!..which still isn't saying much cause it sure was alot of black girl sway and booty poppin...

-D

Hey B! Idea?....

2009-11-12T21:34:00.000-08:00

Thanks Mom! She knows I love "oldies" and B nasty! This is the perfect combo for that love.

I would love to see this performed by Britney Spears 6 years ago....I don't think she could handle it now.

=-/

Still love her though. She could eat one of her children and I'd still probably love her. I'd find some excuse for it. "Maybe she just needed it to stay eternally youthful and jubilant, jeez"

-D

More new Gaga and it further solidifies that she's a fluke

2009-11-12T21:16:00.000-08:00

"Telephone" sucks. It's almost a Britney b-side and I swear if it were Britney I'd LOVE IT. But for Lady Gaga its really annoying and too busy even for her. Beyonce even sucks and thats hard for her to do at this point.

The production has some nice flares of catchy-ness (like the digital lags that totally happen with my phone sometimes. Robotics are so chic) and I really enjoyed the first 20 seconds of the song but the lyrics are shiteous! She sat and wrote that? What is she 17? and someone then read those lyrics and said "Hey we're gonna do this, Sir" and they smacked their dicks around and this is the result? Is that what happened cause it sounds like it.

-D

Ok but WHY are you bleaching your skin Sosa?

2009-11-12T21:03:00.000-08:00

The pictures are not difficult to see. He's about 17 shades lighter than he was 6 months ago.

And yet he is not addressing why he's bleaching his skin. only that he is. I can understand like...he was really fucking tan before so he lightened up the past sun tanning damage . BUT HE'S ALMOST MJ WHITE!

What the hell is this man doing? You should never feel the need to change your skin color LIKE THIS. Its just plain silly! I don't even fully agree with tanning, though I do like a good sun soak when I'm feeling blue. But he looks like the dad from that one show where the white family becomes black and the black family becomes white...only I'm not sure which one he is.

-D

.... ( . _ .)

2009-11-11T21:06:00.000-08:00

**Yes this is one of Kesha's Myspace pictures

This is just a bad thing. I almost liked the song as a mindless white noise addiction. Until I saw that the girl looks like Taylor Swift (shes actually 22) and looks like she should star in a B.B.C porno instead of a music video. I mean serial??? The girls I knew who looked like that went on to be some questionable human beings.

I hate hate hate hearing these songs and getting these great video ideas in my head, only to see something that makes no sense. When did songs stop going with the videos?

Oh and if you're wondering who the hell she is, her name is Kesha. She was the annoying girl part in "Right Round" as shes been the annoying girl in a lot of stuff lately. Oh and can the pop girls stop name dropping rappers they don't listen to...I don't give a crap that Diddy gave 2 or 3 words on the track.

-D

Again she's lost me.

2009-11-10T21:10:00.001-08:00

Lady Gaga's new video "Bad Romance" is now out...at least its not as badly imagined as "Paparazzi" was. The video itself is great. Lots of "homage" choreography (MJ's Thriller to name one), the usual dash of Madonna, and even some Missy Elliot fish eye lens action!

The song is again Lady G lusting and obsessing over some dude, dick innuendo etc. The chorus has a Depeche Mode's "I Feel Love" sound to it. It's also VERY reminiscent of Melissa Auf Du Mars " Taste You". This is something I just couldn't get over. The vocals, the delivery...its there.

Choreography is again, heavy on the sampling. But its also just plain silly in the beginning. The whole first 2 minutes I had intended to turn the video off but it gets more interesting around the 3 minute mark.

We've now seen the more naked Lady Gaga. I was waiting for her to lose some of the "ugly" and get all sexy and safe. The same guys I know who said she was ugly in Poker Face are probably busting a nut to the less scary G. She's lost weight and is now like every other pop star.

I'm still really happy shes dancing like a bitch ought to though.

-D

Usher is totally the new R. Kelly!

2009-11-10T19:09:00.000-08:00

I just heard the new Usher ballad. Its hilarious! I love it! It's so "oh shit he really doesn't like her".

Plus it sounds like R. Kelly produced it.

Wait!....did he?

-D

Joss Stoned

2009-11-10T17:57:00.000-08:00

Not a big Joss Stone fan but I will say this: homegirl has a right to say she loves weed. What is a song on the radio right now that isn't talking about getting ass and bringe drinking. In fact "Tik Tok" has a line about brushing teeth with Jack Daniels...

Yet saying 'hey fans, spark a j if you want when you listen to my new album!' is getting her in trouble?? her response were real real real:

On her marijuana habit:
"I smoke weed, but I don’t think it’s really a drug. It’s more of a herb. I don’t regret saying that at all. I think everyone smokes weed and people who say they don’t are lying! It depends if I’m working, and on what song. And whether it’s a smoking studio or not! It’s like having a drink."

On other drugs:
"I live in Devon and hardly ever go to clubs. When I do, I’ll drink three or four beers then move on to a vodka. I don’t want to take all those horrible drugs. Although some sound fun, so I might dabble now and then!"

The National Drugs Prevention Alliance:

"She should consider the effects that her comments have on other people, especially young fans who look up to her. People like Joss Stone should keep their mouths shut about things like this."

Can I ask the NDPA to keep their mouths shut about things like this? its pot, shes not sitting in an alley shooting heroin. She has made a statement that everyone is making right now. Its a waste of time to say shes a role model cause shes COMPLETELY irrelevant to popular culture now. No one wants to be Joss Stone..c'mon..I mean I would cause she does have a lot of money and probably some chronic shit but other than that, I'd pass.

-D

It sounds like Susperia meets Wild Things

2009-11-09T18:07:00.000-08:00

No joke

Winona Ryder has joined the cast of Natalie Portman's new movie Black Swan, reports Slash Film.
The supernatural thriller, directed by The Wrestler's Darren Aronofsky, centres on a rivalry between two ballerinas at a prestigious New York company. Ryder will play Beth, a dancer who is coming to the end of her career.
Vincent Cassel (playing ballet director Yevna) and Barbara Hershey (as Portman's mother) have also boarded the film's cast, which includes Forgetting Sarah Marshall star Mila Kunis.
Reports have claimed that the movie will feature a lesbian sex scene between Portman and Kunis.

But I'm glad to see Wino hooking a large budget film. She is a talented actress (now) and she could really stand to see some compassion! Yall woulda stolen those clothes too...

-D

LOLz

2009-11-09T18:03:00.000-08:00

I'm so sad that I missed Seth and Alex's show last night but man oh man am I glad for youtube!

"We tried calling but the phone just rang and rang..."

I hope there are some more shows by these two. They obviously have a gift for writing and performing great material together! and YES, bring Marlee on the show as herself!!!!

PS..is Alex pregnant or was she recently? cause she totes got fat again...
-D

What a funny looking baby

2009-11-05T19:19:00.000-08:00

I say this with love for all children..but sometimes they are funny looking when they are new. its mostly the head shape, but those ears are pretty intense too hahaha. Thats why, if I could, I would advise celebrities to WAIT until they are about 3 or 4 months old before putting them in a ragmag!

SMG displayed her baby in People magazine and I think its kind of fugly. it defo looks like Freddie Jr which is not so much a good thing when you are a girl...hell its not even really working out for him. I'm pretty sure I saw a movie last year with him in it and he looked like a scared blowfish. Glad to see he deflated! tho it looks like photoshop did a lil magic...

-D

Sorry LAME

2009-10-30T20:04:00.000-07:00

*Did her hair ever grow back? these nasty hair extensions are getting a lil extreme. If a black girl tried shakin her ass in choppy extensions she'd be lynch by her best friends...and then they'd steal that weave right off her head, tracks and all!

Britney's new video for the sucktastic "3" is just as bad as the song!

Its catchy. It's Pop. But goddamn, this woman used to actually dance! It's like she has completely forgotten pop starts have to know how to dance...and remind us every now and again. It's great she can do a "beyonce pelvis" but was there ANYTHING this choreographer could have set on her?

Maybe something without 7 inch heels on perhaps?

She looks great as most of the time. But this vid is really weak. The other dancers didnt even really do much. From the sneak peak pictures, I thought this would be Queen B a run for her money with "Ego"....nope!

Beyonce - Ego (New)
by Le-Tour-2Lor

Maybe I just watch too much Bollywood. They are the stars that she should be watching.

-D

Well that was a downer...

2009-10-27T23:36:00.000-07:00

This Is It was pretty amazing. I say if you have 10 bucks to spare..you should see Michael Jackson as "live" as you'll ever get. The film plays almost like a concert with fade outs and detailed HD views of what would have been on the screens behind him. For anyone who's been part of live performance, its fun to hear all the light and sound cues cause it kinda ruins things for you!

Michael looked really weak. Anyone with half a brain could have figured out that he wouldn't last 50 fucking shows. The songs flow seamlessly from one another a lot of the time which means he's dancing for 10 minutes straight. And he would indeed "do it one more time" a lot of the time. The director had to make sure he was getting what he needed because this man didn't complain once. Well there was one drug induced ramble about the inner ear needing to be lowered in volume. It was about a minute long and thats when he looked his most frustrated. But still he'd always say "its all for love".

The whole cast and crew were reminded often of his love for them, something they all reciprocated in the beginning of the film. Something I TOTALLY cried about. I cried exactly 40 seconds into this film, and I am not lying.

I then cried about 4 more times. The show itself sheds a lot of light into the personality of Michael Jackson. He was really really really...normal. Just an old man with an old soul and a really inexpressive face. But to be honest I didn't care about his face at all. You actually forget he looked like us back in the day...

Thriller 3D was kind of lame btw. Nothing compares to the first.

Oh and I love love love MJ's rehearsal style. He has a jacket in some sections with up turned, asymmetrical shoulder pads. He looks like a cartoon villain, its beautiful! Other times he just wore shirts and Ed Hardy pants. All X-small because he was THIN AS HELL! You'll worry that he'll break the entire duration of the film, trust.

-D

Hah bitch

2009-10-26T21:16:00.000-07:00

STOLEN!

Whatever, even if her people never saw this album art...its hilarious all the same.

By the way Russian Roulette is a shitty song in the same key she always sings in. And how tacky to be covered in barbed wire trying to be sexy. Yeah right, that shit hurts like a fist in the face...oh wait..

-D

I am so in love with this photo!

2009-10-23T21:54:00.000-07:00

My First Family is gorgeous! It's amazing that Michelle's and Barack's features transferred perfectly in both the girls!

Its currently my desktop since I don't really want to get the framed official version to hang in my house. I do however have this cute little pin hanging in the kitch from the light chain

hehe

-D

Paranormal Activity

2009-10-17T19:39:00.000-07:00

Ok guys. Think Blair Witch only with better acting, better camera work, and you thankfully only have to be "shaken camera-ed" around a house and not a fucking forest.

The story centers around Katie and Micah (like singer Mika) as they try to understand the strange goings on in their home. Katie explains that its happened since childhood and will hopefully go away. Well Micah is a boyfriend and decides to take it upon himself to solve the problem and in doing so ruins the rest of their lives. Even the psychic in the movie does a full on "peace homies" on the couple.

Fantastic acting by Mark Fredrichs, Katie Featherstone (who reminded me of Pam from The Office the ENTIRE movie) and Micah Sloat but the ending is about as shiteous as they can get. For a second I thought the phone would ring and we'd hear "7 days" whispered through it. Why did it suck? cause they let Steven Speilburg pick the ending apparently. Or so wiki would have me to somewhat beleieve. The sad part is that there are alternate endings that sound fucking PERFECT.

But we have to save something for the massive DVD re-release don't we?

I will say without a doubt this is NOT the scariest movie I've ever seen. Not even close. The Ring was actually scarier than this movie and I am not joking even slightly! But if you want to see some great improv acting I'd say check it out on dvd...

Oh and no I am not scared to be alone in my home. To be honest if I were haunted by anything, I'd want it to have more balls and be a bit more creative in its haunting of me. There I said what everyone else has been thinking!!

Now watch, I'm gonna get thrown across the room and have to put powder all over my nice clean floor

-D

Tina Fey has body image issues

2009-10-15T15:21:00.000-07:00

I simply cannot hear this GORGEOUS woman say that she isn't beautiful or sexy. I have been watching her since she first appeared on SNL in front of the camera and I have to say that even without make up she is a sight to behold!

It makes me so sad to hear her put herself down as if she couldn't have been a model or serious actress. Its as if she really does believe the "glasses and ponytail=ugly" scenario made famous by 80's teen flicks! I do however think its absolutely fine to be a virgin into your 20's. If I could do it all again I'd be a virgin right now because lets face it...when you are a teen, boys aren't worth it at all! It doesnt make you cool kids!!

-D

Ok

2009-10-15T13:11:00.000-07:00

So swine flu isn't fun. I knew after making some very funny jokes about 9/11 with a friend that I was probably gonna get it as Karma....

In other news

-A boy took off in an air balloon and now he's missing cause he probably fell out of it! The Dahlia Post thinks its morbid and hilarious...such a bitch

-Someone punched Leona Lewis so she decided to cancel her life. Get over it! Be a DIVA!

-Lady Gaga is mooching off of my second favorite Sasha Fierce song "Video Phone"...aw man. It'll be catchy since the girl is made to be so, but Beyonce doesn't need Gaga!

and last but not least. No body cares about the Kardashians anymore. I have felt the shift go from love to hate. All cause of Klo and Kourt! Poor Kim...

PS Tracy Morgan's ladies like it in the butt

"I like fucking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fucked Eve in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up."
- Tracy Morgan

-D

Totally disappointed!

2009-10-12T20:10:00.001-07:00

Its a ballad. If that was it..Ima be mad! Plus it doesnt say anything that he hasnt been singing about for years! I just can't listen to anther song with MJ singing about a GIRL. We all know there were no girls Mike....

But I mean..he's Michael Jackson. I'm treating him like a disney movie: ever 5 or 10 years a new song will be released for a new compilation album and then in to the vault he'll go!

PS Paul Anka says he half wrote the song. Ok...oh and who the hell is Paul Anka. Yeah thats why he's bitchin...

-D

Hey Hey! That's racist!

2009-10-08T17:36:00.000-07:00

Harry Jr. (who I love and adore and have a huge crush on btw) was on the aussie show "Hey Hey, its Saturday!" recently and was treated to some good ole fashion blackface!

This is Harry "I love black culture" Connick Jr!!!! of course he wouldn't enjoy racism at its best.

I really enjoyed the female judges take on the performance too. Pretty sure there's a whole grip of colored spades in Austrailia anyway..wouldn't they find it just as offensive...worrisome huh?

Hats off to Harry for saying what everyone else was thinking. If they tried that shit here "hey hey, no more show."

-D

Madonna said she'd rather be dead than married again

2009-10-07T19:17:00.001-07:00

1) I bet she'd marry Sean Penn again in a hearthbeat

2) whatever perezbitch

Guy Ritchie is clearly trying to get himself some attention, which we'll gladly give him, on the note that we think he is a total asshat for bringing up Madonna in any capacity after being divorced for almost a year.

In an interview for Esquire Magazine, Guy starts off with some much deserved praise for his ex, explaining that he felt she could go toe-to-toe with anyone 20 years younger than her: "Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she'll outwork them, out-dance them, outperform them. The woman is broad."

Yes she is. You'd do well to remember that.

Oh wait, he forgot and then pulls out this stoopid comment: "I still love her. But she's retarded, too."

Name calling? Really? Has it come to this?

What are you, 2? Even if you still harbor some resentment, you couldn't find a more suitable or mature adjective to describe your ex-wife?

You're suppose to be a respected artist. So much for that!

Ok....This woman has not only put herself in every magazine huggin and kissin on a guy who could be her son. But she's also said some pretty nasty things about Guy Ritchie (who is hot hot hot in comparison to her little Twinky Jesus. I'm still totally on his team cause he put up with Vampirella for almost a decade....

yes yes yes yes yes!

2009-10-01T08:33:00.000-07:00

This is what I'm talking about! This is what I look like and what a lot of women look like and I'm happy that the mainstream media is finally taking a stand!

I wrote about a glamour model (The woman on page 194) who was making waves because her belly wasn't photo shopped in a photo they published.

Well now the magazine is taking advice from readers to hop on the "natural" bandwagon and have put out a call for normal sized models!

I have struggled with my physical appearance my entire life. I'm extremely happy that this is happening. I embraced every curve I've got about a year ago. In the process I actually lost a bit of weight by simply treating my body as if it were fine anyone. No longer did I punish my "already fat" body with more yucky foods. I work with kids so I'm constantly moving. But I've still got my lovely lady lumps and I'm PROUD!

Now the only issue...why is there only one black and one latina. These are the two races that need to be reminded that their curves do not make them less attractive to others...agreed? 5 white women and 2 "others" doesn't really seem right.
-D

Alright madge

2009-09-30T20:03:00.000-07:00

Celebration is growing on me. It's mostly because thats what its supposed to do as a pop song! After enough plays, a catchy part of it should be stuck in your head right?!

Anyway I wanted to take this apportunity to explain my issue with Madonna.

I LOVE Madonna. who couldn't love someone who used to be this

The problem I had with her started in 1999-2000 when she got together with whats his face and started to become "british madonna". For some reason the music then was just TOO gay club for even me! She began to lack the poetry and retrospective she once had. While she danced around like a child on stage..her songs didn't reflect someone who was almost 40. Her depth had simply become the tracks that never got mention.

I miss 90's madonna but I think maybe she may find a happy medium now that she isn't mum on everything...

She still needs to remember though that one scandal could end it all. Even Queens get beheaded!

-D

I was JUST thinking about him today!

2009-09-30T16:08:00.001-07:00

Very happy to hear Oliver Hudson at least getting a baby bump mention in the news... by way of his wife of course!

I remember watching him in the american version of " The Young Person's Guide to Becoming a Rockstar". It was very funny and pretty fresh for 2002 post NINE ELEVEN television.

My Guide to Becoming a Rock Star - "Sell Out" from Ian Johnson on Vimeo.

Unfortunately they WB didn't want to hire anyone to continue making episodes once the remade ones had been filmed, and the show went to hell.

Hilar though how canadian tv shows always have a very heavily fad influenced feel to it when they premiere in the US....hmmm

PS: Why was I even thinking about this show? Well The Kinks "All day..." was on and I breifly rememberd hearing a version more modern on tv...just happened to be this show..thats all. Anyone who finds a copy of that version gets a cyber cookie :-)

-D

Britney I swear...

2009-09-29T08:34:00.000-07:00

Make a song that isn't super electro or I'll come shave your head again and no one will be the wiser...

1) the lyrics to her songs are starting to make less sense as time goes on. its like she can't complete a sentence.

2) this is yet another song where she probably won't dance much too it live or in the vid.

3) she's closer to 30 than 20 so her songs need to grab on to some substance and hold tight SOON

-D

2009-09-28T20:01:00.000-07:00

A Nightmare on Elm Street in HD

Ok so it doesn't look that bad. It still looks bad but not all of it. mostly its the stuff that was in the first one that they are replaying that is appealing to me... It's nice to see some familiar faces like Kyle Gallner who is also in Jennifer's Body
playing Nancy's bf aka Johnny Depp *le sigh*. Oh and Kellan Lutz is hot eye candy for all you Twikids. I also LOVE that Jackie Earle Haley is the new Freddie. He has played some really strong characters in the past. His "freddy" will no doubt be more emotional. Maybe even pitiful?

But still. Why not just do a redo like they did with Psycho. Or use the same script, different actors and camera angles. BAM new movie.

Thats actually a good idea...

Freddy has a special place in my heart. I remember being a wee one asking my mother to take me to see one of the movies..who knows if it was playing or not in theater but I really wanted to see this Kruger at a young age. Fascinating.

-D

He's 76 and I'm pretty sure she lied..

2009-09-27T16:23:00.000-07:00

* Roman and Sharon...such a tragic end to a beautiful couple right?!

The popo finally got Roman Polanski in Switzerland this weekend.

Here's the story for anyone not in the know with popular culture before 1990:

Roman Polanski is this super talented french director who was married to sharon tate...yes the girl the Manson Family slaughtered while she was pregnant with their only child. After a decade of crazy probably boiling in his head and some great films he has this total moment of LA Story. He hooks up with a young hot thang..only shes 13 years young and he got her all liquored up 70's party style and after her parents found out, she said "rape".

**This is my theory. maybe hes a horrid man who raped her with the most pleasant techniques I've ever heard of in a rape case.

Anyway about oh...30 some odd years later with the victim now on Polanski's side to get the case dropped and he's finally apprehended and will be sent here for court.

He is 76! and an international treasure....and the girl isn't even a part of the case anymore!

hope he doesn't die cause of this...
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Stoopid

2009-09-26T18:46:00.000-07:00

*effects of my awesomeness..

This is a fruitless endeavor! What genius over at Warner Bros. thought it was a good idea to remake a Barbra Streisand classic?

Regardless of the stoopidty behind it, a remake of A Star Is Born seems to be picking up momentum as a hot new writer has just been signed to draft up the script.

Along with the scribe being set, rumors are floating around that the execs are looking to cast Beyonce in the lead role. Nothing official has been mentioned as of yet about her joining the project, though.

At least they are thinking in the right vein for casting this thing. Beyonce would be perfect in the role.

We just hate when they remake movies that are already timeless!

Can we please all collectively gasp that this gay man doesn't know that A Star is Born 76 is a remake OF A REMAKE.

Yes folks there is a 30's version of this, a 50's version and a 70's version. Way to go fagalicious, this Fag Hag just pwned your ass..

-D

Hoody Hooo

2009-09-25T20:35:00.000-07:00

New Drake featuring Kanye, Lil Wayne and Eminem. Lovin it!

MTV Shows

I heard this about 24 hours ago for the first time on the radio...and we all know the only way to drive is with the volume cranked. It was like a cocktail party of talent and blackness.

And then Eminem walked in and was like "hey remember me guys?" and we all went "uh yeah but um..Mariah isn't here"

Then Eminem dropped a juicy piece of work on the track and we all went "ahhhhhh snap ok you still got it, dawg quit picking fights with girls"

Then we all had hot cheetos. Or maybe that was just me after I stopped at Circle K.

I scream for scream okay?

2009-09-25T19:37:00.000-07:00

I love Scream. I enjoy them not only because I share a love for the franchise with my mother, but because they are usually fanfrickentastic!

I hate shaky voice Neve Campbell but I'm glad she put the large stick out of her ass and decided shes got no career without these movies. It took JLC years to do that with Halloween.

PS how much do you think Courtney Cox paid to get her picture completely photo shopped? ha!

-D

Reason 3 why I may be liking Megan Fox

2009-09-25T18:14:00.000-07:00

I think this interview is cute! She's flirting up a storm with him and did a great job of it! She's looking a little skinny but otherwise she's nicely put together for an appearance on an important show too!

The thumbs creeped me out still but I guess she can't just go get new thumbs lol

Again I will say Jen's Body was really good and I urge everyone to go see it and support something other than Michael Bay...
-D

Oh no! I love Ms. Allen!

2009-09-24T08:34:00.000-07:00

While some stupid, mainstream lovin hypocritical bloggers may be cheering the end of Lily Allen...I'm sad! I love Lily! She writes the way normal girls my age feel! I really hope this is a ploy to help keep her popular. You can't retire from music because you don't make any money (which she does..she's an English act, just stay there and keep working).

-D

Huh?

2009-09-23T21:08:00.000-07:00

I'm sure its an amazing film but I don't all together get what its about. At first it sounds like any "oh our baby died" and the mother is traumatized bla bla bla. But after that its a total "wait what?"

Hope the movie doesn't turn out to be that!!!!

But this did remind me that my favorite time of year is coming up! Fall! Halloween especially! yippeee! stay turned for lots of creepy treats ;-)

-D

Totally uncool Ms. Philips

2009-09-23T08:23:00.000-07:00

So Mackenzie Philips is the new Christina Crawford I guess. Nothing like ruining your fathers and inadvertently your own (even if the past 10 vistis to rehab didn't already) legacy by saying you guys did it.

1) gross ew nasty and says just the amount about HER as about HIM. Remember...after a while of them both being adults...it was consented by both of them.

2) Keep that shit in the closet.

Sure you can come forward and say that you and your father had a very toxic relationship but we dont need the details of him wanting to marry you and have sex with you. That's family laundry best thrown out instead of stain treated.

We also don't need to know about Mick Jagger wanted to do you when you were 10 okay? Going on an extreme ex-burnout ego trip much? My god does this woman not have any dignity? She can't simply write a book about her experiences without going on Oprah and putting everyone she's ever met on blast?

I love The Mamas and The Papas and hearing that Papa had some inappro time with daughter won't change that. Mostly because I think a lot of this is exaggerated. Drugs make you hallucinate. Unfortunately for the population of the planet, Papa died and can't defend his name.

How convenient..

Klhoe K I thought you were smarter than that!

2009-09-22T20:25:00.000-07:00

She always seemed so level headed...aside from driving drunk and being on that show..

The "big" kardashian sister is marrying her boyfriend of a MONTH. This dude has kids by the way..
no bueno. Kids need time to get to know someone that will take part in parenting them.

Unless you're like Britney when she married K fed! She barely even hung out with his black kids after they got married!

-D

ok im a sucker for these

2009-09-19T16:36:00.000-07:00

I know it will suck but it could be good like Mothman Prophecies! That movie was da bomb!

Yes I said da bomb.

It actually sounds a lot like mothman, which dealt with a whole town experiencing really creepy sightings...

but then it starts sounding like a lot of movies...but if this movie does what it says using "never-before-seen archival footage that is integrated into the film"..we've got a great new genre to cheer about. And possibly something that can combat with remakes. I've always secretly enjoyed reenactments (especially from Unsolved Mysteries!) on tv so why not make a high budget one with known actors?

-D

This is how a woman sings The Climb

2009-09-19T11:01:00.000-07:00

Kelly! she may be expanding and probably adding to her stretch mark collection at the moment but that doesn't effect the amazingness of her voice. I was a Kelly hater for a hot minute back in the day but its been about a year since I realized she's the most talented American Idol EVER. She is the OG guys.

Kinda wish the other bitches weren't singing, but you gotta make a wall of sound. It just sounds like Dixie Chicks by the end.

Anyway I would like to say I wonder what its like to just hear her start singing like a regular person with her friends! Oh to be a fly on the wall for that one.

And yes I know Miley's song is called "Fly on the wall" so shhhh

-D

Why Jennifer's Body is actually a good movie

2009-09-19T01:08:00.000-07:00

So I just got back from a late night screening of Jennifer's Body. I kind of just wanted something I hadn't heard or cared a lot about and it was between this and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatball...

First off...I was one of a total of 5 girls in the theater by the time the movie began, and I was also the first to arrive of those 5!!! The average age was about 17.

The movie itself is about two friends, one a plain jane, the other a hottie fosho. After Hottie Fox gets mixed in with a band from out of town, shiz hits the roof and it turns out she's become a monster who eats boys (and girls sometimes too..). It sounds silly and a lot of it is very campy and sarcastic. There's lots of random slow motion shots of Megan Fox which makes me worried she'll go the rout of Rose McGowan (from Jawbreaker, a somewhat similarly toned film) or even worse...Denise Richards! Anyway a few things its got going for it:

1) Its got great unknown casting going on. Besides Fox, everyone else is known for their fantastic character acting. This is a plus side to having the story be from Diablo Cody.

2) ITS GORE EXTREME. Megan must have had major fun with all the squishy props and makeup.

3) It's a straight up homage to 80's black comedies like Heathers and has lots of old school Buffy elements to it (both the film and the tv series) in a very good way. The only thing missing was a cameo from Christian Slater and Winona Stealer.

I say if you ever wanted Joss Whedon to write a sequel to Heathers mixed with Ginger Snaps and Jawbreaker....see this movie.

I guess this is reason 4 why megan fox isn't all that bad.

*PS if you haven't seen any of the movies I mentioned....you're a capitol L loser, K?

-D

This is what my belly does when I sit, how about you?

2009-09-18T20:43:00.000-07:00

The models name is Lizzie Miller but shes also know as "The woman on p. 194" after this photo was printed in Glamour mag. Hey look its a real belly...and her legs are shapely. *gasp*

I think shes absolutely beautiful and not plus size at all. Even she is sounding as if she is gigantic.

"When I was young I really struggled with my body and how it looked because I didn't understand why my friends were so effortlessly skinny," Lizzi told me. "As I got older I realized that everyone's body is different and not everyone is skinny naturally--me included! I learned to love my body for how it is, every curve of it. I used to be so self-conscious in a bikini because my stomach wasn't perfectly defined. But everyone has different body shapes! And it's not all about the physical! If you walk on the beach in your bikini with confidence and you feel sexy, people will see you that way too."

The funny thing is..she's still tall. and people probably think she's thin alot of the time. at a size 12-14 she's almost at my size...but she's got about 5 iches on me in height so whatever bitch!

Where are the short curvy women of the world already!

-D

Jay Z is hot and smart

2009-09-18T20:28:00.000-07:00

I love Jay Z. If I didn't love Beyonce I would want him but there is so much mad respect for that woman I don' t even dare daydream....much

"Of course it was rude because it was her moment, but that's the way he really felt…I think it was rude, but the way they're treating him … He's on the cover of every paper. He didn't kill anybody. No one got harmed."

EXACTLY. There is more backlash from this than in 2001 when he was a jackass then.

He's a jackass who makes great music. You win some you lose some!

This makes the night alright!

2009-09-16T19:21:00.000-07:00

More New Whitney!! She is on fire right now! Not only does this video have a lot of "BodyGuard" esque shots...but she looks so good! I love the neo soul of the wiser Whitney..I hope she continues this throw back to her very funky roots!

The message of the song is another one that resonates the very personal side of her new album and I'm so glad she's addressing it through song. Takes a lot of guts, former crack fiend!!!

BOBBAAYYY
-D

Reason 1 why I may or may not be liking Megan Fox now that shes crazy

2009-09-16T11:43:00.000-07:00

She's still annoying and not all that hot with her clubbed thumbs and inability to act...but the girl is starting to appeal to me inner crazy...

have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave.'
I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure."