Who Didn't See This Coming?

No, really?....

I called falsies on this as soon as it happened. They get married and for about 6 years you didn't know which one had truly given up their career for the marriage....and then J.Lo comes back to our world with her not-so-big-anymore-thanks-to- Kim K. ass and it finally all made sense! "Ohhhhh" we all said "He's at home with the kids".

Celebrity, or to put it more accurately, has-been husbands don't much like when their ladies get second shots. It's like clockwork to see a has-been duo break down after one gets a B12 shot to the career. No one wants to hear Marc Anthony sing "I Need to Know" because quite frankly its a shitty song. I'm not even going to mention the fact that he looks near death all the fucking time. Oops..

Sadly to keep up appearances, they got pregnant with twins 3 years ago so now we have to deal with their offspring in about 15 years. Those adorable mental train wrecks outta be fun.

-D