Friday, October 7, 2011

OMG This isn't for "Warriors 2.0?"


 I honestly thought that it was.

And I'm not saying I didn't like it. I sure I am gonna hate to see my beloved Warriors get the remake treatment but....if it were anything like this it may be okay....



-D

Monday, August 22, 2011

Say Something Nice

If more major metropolises had these on street corners...We'd be better people instantly.



I love these types of social experiments even though no one will ever implement their ideas in to our culture. It would be a waste of money and of course they would be abused if not stolen. But try not being a pessimistic ass for 3:07 and ignore the fact that this would never work on a permanent basis. Unless we constructed amazing amplifying buildings that could offer its good use to the public, day in and day out, as well as amazing architecture so that it could also be deemed as an artistic piece...

Think the ASU Herberger Building, a very zen and beautiful building of classrooms and studio space that also serves as an important permanent art piece for the school. 

It makes the imagination wonder and I love it!Be positive today. If not just for 3:07 ;-)

And don't forget to say something nice



-D

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Yeah...having a litter of people can really fuck you up



Sometimes I actually feel bad for Octomom. Not super duper bad because she already had 6 kids before pumping herself full of fresh eggs and swimmers...but


A) the Doctor used way more than she was expecting

B) It's hard to selectively kill off the babies you don't want (especially when they are so expensive)

C) She's got 14 kids so its hard to hate her because she's already in a living hell

There is a tape that leaked out and people are up in arms because she says that she "hates babies". I would probably hate babies too if they ruined my body, sucked me dry emotionally and physically and then didn't understand why mommy is so tired.

I'm sure one of her brood has asked her "didn't you want this, Bitch?".

The tape also divulges in her need for alone time. She apparently locks herself in the bathroom (a common practice for those who seek privacy) and eats meals in there as well. I've seen a bathroom used by 14 children before and I REALLY hope her maid does a good job. I would have elected for an actual closet for my meal time but you git what you git and you don't pitch a fit.

The woman obviously have PPD and does indeed need some help. But for the most part she seems pretty lucid for such a crazy nut! She has a background in psychology and I kind of agree with her "litter(ary) theory of bondage". I'd love for her to write a book...but I'd wait till it was at least at the grocery store if not the dollar store to purchase it.

Those ain't mah kids to be supportin'

Oh and lolz...





-D

Monday, July 18, 2011

Who Didn't See This Coming?


No, really?....

I called falsies on this as soon as it happened. They get married and for about 6 years you didn't know which one had truly given up their career for the marriage....and then J.Lo comes back to our world with her not-so-big-anymore-thanks-to- Kim K. ass and it finally all made sense! "Ohhhhh" we all said "He's at home with the kids".

Celebrity, or to put it more accurately, has-been husbands don't much like when their ladies get second shots. It's like clockwork to see a has-been duo break down after one gets a B12 shot to the career. No one wants to hear Marc Anthony sing "I Need to Know" because quite frankly its a shitty song. I'm not even going to mention the fact that he looks near death all the fucking time. Oops..

Sadly to keep up appearances, they got pregnant with twins 3 years ago so now we have to deal with their offspring in about 15 years. Those adorable mental train wrecks outta be fun.


-D

I can't believe no one has cut off HIS dick!

KFed...how are you so damn fertile? I thought the ganja was supposed drastically decrease your load potency! I dunno, that may be a load of horse hooey and it very well could be the reason you keep knockin bitches up. Marijuana is not a solid form of birth control, people!

On the other hand, it does make for a pleasantly plum Kevin Federline! I mean c'mon, Kevin....why did you even go on Celebrity Fit Club? You can't teach an old stoner new tricks and we all know your outing's to Subway wouldn't make Jared proud.

This is number FIVE for The Fed and I really am shocked. B Nasty is paying for this child, does anyone realize that? Not only that, but there is a strong possibility that this new kid could actually look like it's a Federline-Spears concoction. Does anyone else see the crazy resemblance to BritneyBitch?


Ok so pretty much the only resemblance is the blonde hair and internal sense of shame they both clearly have. 
-D

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Girlie Moment: Clean and Clear's Mattifying Cleanser


Hello, All! I wanted to actually sit down and write a lil sumthin to explain why I haven't been posting and keeping up with the celeb world...ya see, The Dahlia was pollinated this season and has pretty much given up on doing much of anything during this brutal summer. Plus I STILL don't give a fuck about Lindsey Lohan so of course gossip has become quite limited.

I did however want to begin a new sub topic called Girlie Moment. It's a stupid title, I know...

Anyway, with my pregnancy, I've noticed my skin has gotten REALLY oily. I have always had pretty nice skin and so far the mask of pregnancy has not been kind to me. I decided to purchase Mattifying Cleanser and thank god I did. This stuff is amazing! It doesn't dry out my skin because I use witchhazel on the greasiest sections right after and then apply a pea sized amount of  regular moisturizing creme after that. I think the moisturizing lotion that is the second step in this product would probably dry out the skin so I went with a gentler Ponds Dry Skin Cream


My face feels fucking fantastic, alright! It smells delicious and for once I don't feel like I have a skillet after bacon face.

-D

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Can they just get it on for this one song?



Both are fantastic versions but of course Drake wins with his original version of "Marvin's Room". A drunk call of epic porportions, Drake calls out his ex's new man and pathetically clings to the past. I've had that happen, am I right ladies??

It wasn't until I googled, that I realized little JoJo (remember her?) has done her own version. While I think some of the lyrics should have gone harder (just call her a "bitch" instead of a "girl" already...you're jealous of her and 20 years old now) the two versions go hand in hand and could turn into a great colabo for both of them.

ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!

*Unfortunately, Drake is on the same kick as Lil Weezy weezy weezy and it's very hard to find a true copy of the song on youtube. enjoy the real version (not too slow, not too fast) on 2DopeBoyz





-D

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

There was BARELY any rape


Oh NaNa..I hate you. I really really really hate you. Not only did you suck at the Billboard Awards




but you also continually release really really really bad music/videos. "Man Down" is her newest atrocity and tells the story of a slutty lookin Bajan who dry humps a dude in a club walks out and get assaulted near by. She then gets a gun and shoots him at the train station the next day.

Now I'm not one for liking a lot of rape in my videos...but NaNa could definitely used some pointers on how one looks while getting raped. I was honestly expecting more of a stuggle from the bitch but no one ever said she'd be Oscar worthy.



A problem I also have is why oh why is NaNa still rockin the red weave? And why oh why is it so damn long?! Extensions are to be cut after they are applied, girl! LA-YER!

I guess she asked to have some lovely dreadlocks but with the "shot him downs" throughout the song, it seemed a little too Marley for the pop scene.

PS, your rape aim was spot on...what if you had shot the nice old lady in the crowd instead? Think about these things next time, NaNa...you can't always be so lucky with firearms.

-D

Friday, May 20, 2011

You're right Beyonce...I do run the world


I'm not a huge fan of Beyonce's new song "Run The World (Girls)". I mean when I first heard it on the radio, I thought it was an old Destiny's Child song! But what song of hers doesn't sound like an old Destiny's Child song, am I right?

Then I heard about her and Jigga..."Oooh it's her chick anthem" I thought. Enough said.

The video premiered this week and again she's out performed most of the pop stars she's setting out to destroy.




Britney doesn't stand a chance...medicated hot mess.

Rhianna can't dance very well besides the ever so popular booty, booty, booty, booty rockin everywhere style.

Nicki Minaj LITERALLY can't dance very well besides the ever so popular booty, booty, booty, booty rockin everywhere style (poor big assed girl)

Lady Gaga, the coke n' booze make you look-a like-a man, beef up a little and your dancing won't look like bone on bone grindage!


For what it's worth, the girl killed it. Some of the choreography is a little much but that's what B-girl does! She will forever be a total queen and I respect that. She's danced like a bad ass for 13 years and at 30 she's still moving like an 18 year old. Props.

-D

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

I know I buy my Summers Eve at Walmart...Pretty proud of that now

Thanks to my good friend Camila E. for this fantastic video!



Mr. Ghetto's "Walmart" is already all over the Internet. A flurry of confusion is circulating this video and for good reason....there are just no words to describe how one is supposed to feel after viewing it.

I love the amount of ass but....how much ass is TOO much ass for one song? Ask my fiance and he'll tell you there is no such thing as TOO much ass.

I really have nothing else to say about it! I'm not going to complain about how Walmart is a family friendly store because its not. I have never had a pleasant experience at a Walmart and that's mostly because I'm too busy taking pictures to submit to People of Walmart (check out the AZ section. It's a clusterfuck of eyeball busting images of meth heads and Nascar enthusiasts).

I'm also not going to bitch about how these girls need to get their act together. God gave them asses like that for a reason! I believe the scripture did call for it after all



And God said "There will be ass'th to shake. And men from all walks shall make it rain, make it rain on dem hoes"
-D

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Zombie Proof House



So I read about this amazing invention about a month ago. Reading it, I thought "this is what all houses should be like, because lets face it...we are a culture that is afraid of everything".

The windows that hinge closed, the one ramp into the house thats on the second floor, the genius location of "in the middle of fucking no where" is all fantastic.

But then I had a detailed dream involving that house and found some problems with its design!

1. The pool room has no protection: Unless this is a totally stand alone addition to the luxuriance of the house, there is at least one door that leads to the interior of the house should zombies attack. Seeing as it's blue tinted windows stand out even during the day, zombies will try to get in there first. Even during Z-day I may want to take a dip...

2. Air vents. I don't see any but they've got to be on top of the house somewhere. Where is the air coming from? Is it like a panic room with a small tubular vent? Does the house have its own air supply during attacks and when will that run out? If they have regular air ducts I think its safe to say the inhabitants would be screwed within a few hours.

3. The retractable shed. It's obvious it's not sturdy. Even the sturdiest of those types of doors can be pushed down by an angry mob. We're not sure how smart these zombies are but if they got something to knock it down with (which would require team work), that wall doesn't stand a chance. Behind that its just glass!

4. The indoor staircase. It's not retractable and if the shed door were to come down, I'd want it to be. At least then you'd have more of a shot of keeping them downstairs, right? Not that that would help any since the food and cooking supplies are downstairs.

5. There is no additional downstairs. If we're going to make a zombie proof house, why not make a shelter below it?

Did the Dahlia think too much into this? Probably. She's not ashamed 'neither...

-D

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Did she really just say that?




Rhianna, Robyn whatever your name is...put DOWN the ecstasy, girl. It'll mess up your back!



"California King Bed" is the new video by our lovely Na-Na (sounds like a name for a vagina right?) and again I find that I despise it. Rhianna would be much better off if she stopped trying to look like she's right in the middle of a cosmic O. I mean really, do you have to touch yourself so much in a song about you and your boyfriend breaking up? Why you gotta be so nasty talking about whats left of last night on your sheets, don't you put a towel down for crying out loud?...............And fix your bra strap, you dirtier than X-tina lookin ho!

Okay..okay, maybe she's not a ho, and to be fair she's not dirty looking. Well she looks like she could have crabs or something. A secret kind of dirty as apposed to an obvious "I have dirt all over me" dirty. I just get really fired up over Na-Na and I don't like her for obvious reasons:

-She has about 2 octaves in which she can comfortably sing
-When she does sing, its about stupid things
-She doesn't write her own songs and can't sing someone else's songs as though she did.

It also doesn't help that any time I hear "What's My Name", I walk around the rest of the day saying "Oh NA-NA WHAT'S MY NAME?". It's almost as horrible as walking around saying "ra ra ah-ah-ahh roma ra-ah-ahhh, gaga ooo la la, want your bad romance"...almost.


Pretty girl though. Some pretty girls should just shut their mouths though. Become a model, Rhianna! Stop ruining music, please! Just cause Jay Z says you've got talent, doesn't mean you actually do. That just means Na-Na got a big ole butt and Jigga wants it on his face.

-D

Monday, May 9, 2011

Lets go!!!


1. This song may be "old news" but I still love it.



2. This song is not old news because rap on the radio has become an echo. For some reason, rappers would rather record 2 verses and then have them dubbed to create a 4 minute song (see: Birthday by Jerimih...or don't cause its disgusting and I always think "if this song was sung by a girl it'd sound like a song about golden showers")


...anyway, Chris Brown used to be on my shit list because I didn't realize at the time that Rhianna is a cunt and even a cunt can and should get pimp slapped. Don't act like you've never met a girl that really just needs a good smack in the face because we all have. Should it ever be in a moving vehicle? no, cause that shit is dangerous.

Since his bow tied apologies I've realized that you can love a man for being talented, and still hate him for being a probable douche. "Look At Me" and "She Ain't You" are some great songs. His dancing is fantastical and I guarantee you his face, body and *clears throat* are all BANGIN. So why not like Chris Brown again? It seems like a good investment of my fandom, yours too.

-D

Friday, May 6, 2011

Juda-Juda AH AH

I am not a Lady Gaga fan. That being said...I know every one of her singles like the back of my hand. This goes to show that Lady Gaga has taken a page from children's songs: repeat repeat repeat!



I will say that I enjoy the video for the plot line, style and aesthetics.Not only could this track be used if they ever recreate Jesus Christ Super Star for a younger audience (trust), I've always held a firm belief that Mary probably had the hots for Judas as well as Jesus causing a major rift between the friends. It happens often and it just very well may have happened to them..should you believe in Jesus, Judas and Mary Magdalene..which some people don't...like Santa and the Toothfairy (to be fair, I also think its plausible that, like the 2003 movie Darkness Falls claims, the tooth fairy is a ghost that eats kids should they sneak a peak of her doin' her biznaz).

I WARN you though....listening to this song will get it stuck in your head. I have been dreaming of this literally god forsaken song for 3 days and its not getting any better. By the end of next week I will know every word, I'm sure of it. You will too, if you listen to it "just this once". It's like ear crack, people. I'm wishing I wore an ear condom.

-D

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

It's been a long time, shouldn't have left you

hello Post! I can't believe my last installment was in December! So much has happened since then and I'm not recapping it for anyone!

The Post will soon change its direction a bit, focusing on a variety of topics. Lets face it, Hollywood is rigged and the stories are just getting too crazy for my time and opinions! On top of the regular "what I think is most interesting in pop culture" posts, the blog will now offer interesting recipes, tips on housekeeping, baby prep tips and advice as well as anything else I want to blog about.


Since becoming a housewife and now as I embark on the journey into motherhood...it just seems right to expand my blogging efforts, right?

To make things even better, I entered a new campaign on BzzAgent.com and am trying out a new site called About.Me.com

So far? Fantastic way to organize your networking profiles!