Wednesday, August 5, 2009

No Perez here's why

Perez c'mon

Vanity Fair's best dressed list has been announced and notably absent is Angelina Jolie.

However, her main man Brad Pitt made the list for the third year in a row.

But for realz, Ange isn't on the list?

As for President Barack Obama, he made the list for the first time and Michelle Obama made her third appearance on it.

Also new on the list is Penelope Cruz, Anne Hathaway, Alicia Keys, Kelly Ripa.

So why no Angie??

She always looks fab, though in recent years she's done a lot less press than before, so we think it's probably due to lack of exposure, not lack of style.

The only reason why shes not on there is because everyone realized that all she does is where black. she may wear a colorful dress when knocked up beyond belief but when it comes down to it, the bitch wears too much black. No LACK OF EXPOSURE here. Are you fucking kidding me? The entire year has been that of Brad and Ange. I'm more sick of them than before they started adding to their kiddie collection. I used to adore Angelina Jolie before she wanted to become some weird Mother Teresa/Princess Di hybrid with a dash of Mia Farrow. Whatevs

Stop wearing black all the time like teenager. Your soul isn't black...just your daughter.


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