Sunday, May 31, 2009

No more pussy?

I am hearing through the waves that pussycat dolls is a thing of the past!

stay tuned

Saturday, May 30, 2009

I'm not super in to Nicole or Lionel

Well kind of Lionel because "Hello" is quite possibly the best ballad ever about blind people who sculpt.... But I really enjoyed this interview.

She's really grown how adorable is that baby?!

They are two ways about it! This cat is

Dude of the Week for suuuure!

Another cat in China has developed wings! They say its either a Siamese twin, mutation from chemicals the mother ingested, or just a crazy mutation from catty habits!

I really could care less how, I'm just wondering if they move!!!! Does the kitty have control over them at all? its almost like Furby's ears coming out of a cats back, right?

Who knows what that kittens name is...but he IS Dude of the week for being so gosh darn adorable!


Friday, May 29, 2009

New Moon!

ok so I've slowly and quietly been awaiting New Moon, just because Twilight was so good on DVD (didnt like it in the theater!) and this one is going to be big screen appropriate!


No more Wall of Sound! Just Walls!

Phil Spector was sentenced (basically) to like in prison for the murder of that cocktail waitress from like 6 years ago. If you don't know the story...its pretty confusing so just google it lol. The end result was that he shot a woman he brought home from a bar!!

Anyway he's really old and will probs die in there. There goes one of the most interesting music producers in history. But you can't go shootin bitches in your house!
I guess he's always looked like a fucking murderer though lol


Thursday, May 28, 2009

Prop 8

*awww yeah

Lots of bla bla bla about prop 8 this week. Here is why I care...but not enough to be a douche bag: none of my gays care about prop 8! They really just dont. They think its unfair but they also think its unfair that just because they are gay, they are expected to be part of this movement!

-NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO GET MARRIED. i think its fantastic that gays can't marry...that means they can't get divorced like everyone in this country does. Before trying to "save" marriage from the gays, save it from yourselves! I give most new marriages a 3-5 year life span. If they make it past and are HAPPY, then they are a miracle we see shining in the year 2030 as "true love".

Anyway my real reason for writing this?

-The Obama backlash. All the pro8 gays are turning their backs are Barack because he wont speak on the matter. Here is why, you self involved bitches: He is the first black president. He has only been president for 3 MONTHS! He is still having his and the lives of his family threatened (more so than if it were just a regular white dude) and he simply cannot risk being so fundamentally extreme in his 3RD MONTH IN OFFICE. He's got like 4 years guys! It shows once again that we are a people of instant gratification.

Changes cannot simply happen over night, as we've seen with our crumbling economy. First you want him to make it so you make more money. Down with The Riches! but before he's done with that, we want him to work on education cause we've noticed the growing number of stupid kids...down with stupid? oh but really Mr. Barack needs to show his support for same sex marriage and really make sure the entire country hates him.

Aren't Presidents supposed to stay impartial to this kind of country wide bickering? Just because the gays and all their fag hags say the President needs to speak out....that doesn't mean he's on your side!!!!! Lets just remember that Perez!! He may not like the idea of same sex marriages at all. He may not give a rats ass just like a large portion of the world.

*ps Aren't gays looking for equality? so why can't equality include those who's just don't care about this prop8 mumbo jumbo? are we not equal to them? Why Obama is a fraud? Because he didn't promise jack shit to the Gays ...*
UPDATE after writing that: "'One of them said, 'Obama keep your promise,’ ' the president said. 'I thought that’s fair. I don’t know which promise he was talking about.' -Obama speaking at the DNC fundraiser this week. HA!

ALSO AMERICA! He's not like...God of the US lol More like the manager who gets to listening to you guys complain about shitty service all day.

-Until marriage is decided to be 100% a church matter or 100% a lawful institution, and not split in a weird 30/70....nothing is ever going to be changed for the good. Plain and simple.

Paper doesn't = love. Plus once I get sick of him, I don't want to go through a bunch of paperwork. Keep your receipts for easy breakups!


29 year old man fathers 21 kids

A little trashy on The Dahlia Post...

So this guy fucked his way through his 20's and ends up with 21 kids.

While I understand this guy is cute (or maybe he was back in his 20ish stage), he obvs isn't what a woman needs!

Can't change a tramp into a husband!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Demi! my goodness close that thing!

Is there no class left in Hollywood? We are supposed to be protected from the truth that celebrities are human!

Demi recently twitted this picture of her herself sans front tooth. just awful yo!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Scrubs on for 9th season...does anyone care?

I used to L.O.V.E scrubs...but that was about 5 years ago when the show was at its peak. I know for a fact I stopped watching as soon as Zach Braff started blogging about his disinterest in the project..which is right when everyone and their mom started having babies on the show. While its obvs they were following the baby trend that began in real life...only one tv baby ever 4 or so seasons, please!!

Apparently this new season will have Braff departing after 6 episodes. This seems like a total Topher* to me. ( *New Dahlia lingo alert! a Topher is when a cast member who's perfected a role, leaves because they think their career is going to bigger and better things. Named after the fantastic Topher Grace of That 70's Show)

I havent seen an episode in full since around when Carla and Turk had their baby and Carla battled with PPD. A powerful performance indeed, but not enough to keep me interested. Their switch from NBC to ABC didn't make it any easier for me to regain that interest since ABC shows tend to be lackluster.

Hopefully they wont try to replace J.D and will simply flesh out the remaining characters.


Friday, May 22, 2009

If lil wayne and Kanye had a baby boy

It'd come out saying "I'm drake!"

He has a new song called "Best I ever had". fantastic little diddy I must say! Defo repeat material.

And yes he's the gimp from Degrassi!!! way hotter standing. Yes I called him a fucking gimp..sue me. I didn't say gimps were bad....


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

This looks fun!

Courtney Cox is coming back!

Thankfully not as a cunt like she was on that awful show Dirt! weee!


Late Dude of the Week buuuuuuuddy

Pauly Shore!

So I totes forgot to do Dude of the Week with being hired for 2 jobs and ya know...having a summer. But let me tell ya that I always make time to enjoy some of my favorite Dude!

Pauly has been on the television recently thanks to CMT airing some of the palatial favs such as Son in Law, Encino Man, In The Army Now and even Jury Dooty....! Yes we can all agree the movie sucked but its still LOL worthy in some parts!!

This guy has been a fantastic sport realizing that his once novelty career has ended...but that doesnt mean he can't just make a new one! Stand up has been his focus but he's also been releasing some very funny films like "Pauly Shore is Dead" "Adopted"

and most recently Natural Born Komics. I suggest checking out his myspace for all the up to date info!

Now I'm gonna chill in the a/c and munch on some griiiiindaaaage buuuuuddy.

PS he's totally still hot...something about a guy who's all dude but still can wear a this..ow ow owwwww


Monday, May 18, 2009

Riding on the coat tails of HOUSE!

Lately we've probably all been seeing more commercials for Edie Falko's new drama, Nurse Jackie and Jada Smith's HawthoRNe.

Nurse Jackie Peyton is far from ordinary. As an ER nurse, she navigates the rough waters of a crumbling healthcare system, doing everything she can to provide her patients with the best care possible. Whether she’s lighting into a smug doctor for failing to heed her advice, or stealing a fat money clip from a man who stabbed a prostitute and giving it to a pregnant widow, or forging the organ donor card of a man who just died, Jackie Peyton is compelled to make sense of the chaos and to level the playing field whenever she can. Right or wrong, it’s Jackie’s brand of justice all made that more manageable by a daily diet of prescription pain medication.

ummmm wait what? she's a nurse who "over steps her boundaries" as an RN and tells doctors what to do and how to do their job all the while on scripts? Does she walk with a limp and carry and awesome cane???

Pinkett Smith plays Christina Hawthorne, a compassionate and headstrong Chief Nursing Officer heading up a group of dedicated nurses at Richmond Trinity Hospital who spend long days and nights on the hospital’s front lines. Hawthorne is the kind of nurse you want on your side when you or someone you love is in the hospital. She is the kind of nurse who fights for her patients and doesn’t let them slip through the cracks. When necessary, she takes on doctors and administrators who are overworked, distracted or just unable to see the human being behind the hospital chart.

ok...Now to be honest Nurse Jackie looks fab. Falco always rises to the occasion. Hawthorne is probs gonna get cancelled after 2 seasons because its obviously a vehicle in which we have already seen Jada: as a tough as nails, pursed lipped "strong black woman" who yells slowly to everyone when she's trying to make a point. Honestly the womans only good role was in Scream 2 when she got stabbed in the first 4 minutes.

But why are we being bombarded with nurse shows that are eerily like House? Its obvious Nurse Jackie is ripping off the whole "medicated medicating the ill and its all working out for the best" thing.

not an original idea left in the fruit bowl. How about a tv show about a mail man. I know they must see interesting things. maybe the mail man is on vicodin all day..and puts fedex and UPS in their place...ohh shiiiit!



I'm still hoping for a good turn around but its not looking like its happening any time soon!

Katie Price and Peter Andre are separating after 4 and a half years of marriage, Can Associates Limited can confirm today.

They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this

difficult time.

Please Note:

This is the only statement/comment that Katie Price will be making.


Sunday, May 17, 2009

The plot thickens!

Apparently some birds are chirping about Katie and Peters crumbling relationship. I have check in on Katie and she HAS NOT made a public comment on the matter of her marriage, so I will take everything with a grain of salt. She will..because thats what she does...but until then! haha

According to sources Perez Hilton has (eeep) the couple haven't had much sex in the past 2 years. I call bullshit just because the sexual chemistry between these two is palpable even when just watching them on tv across the pond! If it is true...thats really upsetting!

Not cause to divorce though. I hope that they reconcile. Their children need both of them so much! especially young Harvey, Katies special needs child she had from a previous relationship. The fact that Harvey knows Peter as his only father and that they have such a strong father/son bond....breaks my heart to think about its end!

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Friday, May 15, 2009

Has Amanda Bynes done anything to warrent attention??

Like I know her ex is doing Paris, but who's ex hasn't done Paris? She had the show on WB/CW and then when that ended....what happened? She has about as much career as the olson twins right now.

exactly "oh fuck I totally forgot about the olson twins" yeah that's how I feel about Amanda. Cute girl but I'm kinda sick of hearing about her when she doesn't do anything.

At least Lohan is "modeling".....step your game up gurl!


ImaMan calls Michelle Obama "intersting looking"

I think this is just plain blasphemy! I think my First Lady is absolutely gorgeous! She's got an amazing body, beautiful facial bone structure, fantastic hair, and she's certainly one of the brightest FL's we've had in the past few years. Defo the warmest as well!

But ImaMan (who at times I'm convinced is a malnourished African male) just doesn't see it like that.

Take my mothers advice and imagine Zoolander saying these quotes. Delicious!

"But she is so interesting looking and so bright. That will always take you farther…" "…When you're a great beauty, it's always downhill for you. If you're someone like Mrs. Obama, you just get better with age." — Iman.


Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I commend Shanna

Shanna Moakler Barker has resigned as Miss California Pageant Director this week as she feels the organization do not mesh with her own beliefs. This comes a day or so after Miss California Dumbfuck 2009 was allowed to KEEP HER TITLE even after spreading anti-gay propaganda and even after semi-nude photos of a titled Miss California surfaced on the web (if we all remember back in the day when Miss Nevada was stripped of her title after photos of a then 19 year old MN surfaced...its obviously not fair).

Shanna has always been strong in her beliefs and commend this woman for stepping down from office even though she LOVES pageantry.

It's a sad sad time in that world, and I hope that fairness prevails. Miss California should not keep her title simply because she is a hate monger and an IDIOT!


WTF happened?!?!

Theres a reason why you don't hook up Kelly...its because emotional eaters are not hot.... What happened?!?!?!

I am not the skinniest of them all but at least I don't just let myself go all the time!!! This woman's weight fluctuates waaay too much to be healthy! Her new video for "I do not hook up" was obviously given the same treatment as BritBrit's "Piece of me". remember when someone leaked the unedited version and britney looked a little lumpier than in the finished piece?

In all honesty though, if that were available for every day life, I'd have myself enhanced 24/7...


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Group Hug dropped today! did you buy it?!

I diiiid. "Group Hug" the Lp from this past weeks Dude of the Week, Johnny Polygon, hit itunes today.

For only 5 bucks you get some raw talent!

Show him some love peeps


LaLa Vasquez and Trina escorted from b-ball game

LaLa, a VJ on Mtv and now the host of Charm School specials on VH1 was ejected from a Nuggets game her FIANCE
was playing in this past week. LaLa claims that the women behind her (dallas fans) began making racial and violent remarks regarding the players, her and even her son! apparently baddest bitch Trina was attending the game with her while she is not taped leaving with LaLa.

I commend this girl for keeping the cool that she had left. I have been chucked some pretty racist remarks in my life. Usually from old Depends wearers like this! Living in a very rich, white part of The Valley calls for a lot of ignorance. And white people ALWAYS get more upset once you lose your cool!

I'm sorry but don't call me
A nigger
A black nigger
A jungle bunny
Pickaninny mau mau

Uncle Tom
Aunt Jemima
Little Black Sambo

Cotton pickin'
Swamp guinea
Junk man
Shoeshine girl

Elevator operator
Table cleaner at Horn & Hardart
Slave voodoo
Ubangi lipped

Flat nose
Tap dancin'
Resident of Harlem

and expect a docile response! This aint Roots and I ain't Toby


When will there be a new Jamie Foxx song??

I love "Blame it" but I just can't listen to it anymore!!!!!

other songs testing my patience:
-Kiss me thru the phone
-I Hate This Part
-Just Dance
-Poker Face

and sadly DAY N' NITE by my betrothed, Kid Cudi!! Oh noooooo

Every local radio station here plays these 6 songs every hour in almost the same order, at almost the same time!


Kate and Pete say it aint so!

As you well may have heard, my favorite brit couple Katie Price and Peter Andre have officially separated and are on their way to the big D. I cannot express how sad this makes me!!! I have loved their show since series 1, and have always counted them among the best celebrity couples.
Katie apparently did not see the separation coming and does not want a divorce. Pete on the other hand has had just about enough of Kates Page Six antics.


Pete says that he doesnt trust a sloshed katie to stay faithful. They had a very heated argument on one of their past series over the same issue. Hopefully this is just a ploy to get Kate to settle down. Hopefully not too much since she is only 31 (this 22nd! of all times to be dumped. I feel your pain, literally!). While it is true she is the mother of 3, that doesn't mean the girl can't have some fun!


Sunday, May 10, 2009

Can Megan Fox shut the fuck up already

NO SELF RESPECTING HUMAN CARES WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY! She is doing the same thing Lindsey Lohan did before we all discovered that bitch was crazy! "Interviews" asking her opinion on bullshit.

"And apparently that includes being bisexual. "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I am also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who wants to be bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

"I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against. But I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault."

"I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores…It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on."

I get're pretty to a lot of people..and apparently you AREN'T a retard (news to me you cheap version of Angelina, you!). Fanfuckingtastic but you're still a ho who's probably gonna end up with a horrible amount of plastic surgery...Hollywood 101 doesn't lie!

And for the people who say Marilyn Monroe did the same thing...she didnt. She didn't always talk about sex and bjs and doing her boyfriend all night long. She just insinuated it with pictures like a lady.


The first black princess

For all who are completely out of the loop, Disney is FINALLY getting around to making a black princess movie. Now we are blessed with the first of many trailers for the their return to hand drawn animation.

Set in Nola aka La Nouvelle-Orléans or New Orleans for you crazy peeps that didn't get it from the trailer this new press release gives a little more insight into the story:

"When the free-spirited, jazz-loving Prince Naveen of Maldonia comes to town a deal with a shady voodoo doctor goes bad and the once suave royal is turned into a frog. In a desperate attempt to be human again, a favor in exchange for a fateful kiss on the lips from the beautiful girl, Tiana, takes an unexpected turn and leads them both on a hilarious adventure through the mystical bayous of Louisiana to the banks of the almighty Mississippi and back in time for Mardi Gras in New Orleans. An unforgettable tale filled with music, humor and heart where two frogs—along with the help of a 200-year-old voodoo priestess, a love-sick Cajun firefly, and a trumpetplaying alligator—discover that what they want isn’t as important as what they need."

My only worry about this that its all singing and dancing with happy smiley "shoe shine boy" black people. Considering the movie takes place in the 1920's, I certainly don't expect them to show lynchings in the background of scenes..but I hope that they don't perpetuate black southern stereotypes. This is the first time in 75 years that a black character is being portrayed in a disney animated film. As a disney fan who happens to be black and a girl....this is MAJOR to me. The closest I could ever pretend as a child was Princess Jasmine, who in all fairness should have been muuuuch darker than she was lol. I simply cannot believe that its taken this production company this long to have a black american themed film. The Lion King doesn't count btw because they were fucking lions....


Friday, May 8, 2009

I bet you anything Chris found these!

Rhianna has nudie pics! I wont be posting them because they are more of the ASS variety and not just titties.... what is with all these bitches taking pics all the time?! I know they are hot, but they are also hunted prey! save that on a memory card and wear it as a necklace bitch!


Thursday, May 7, 2009

Remeber BJ Cassie? NSFW* Titties below!

That girl who did the song about blow jobs called "Me and U" that had lyrics like

"I know them other guys, they been talking bout the way I do what I do
They heard I was good, they wanna see if it's true
They know you're the one I wanna give it to
I can see you want me too
Now, it's me and you"

Well it seems someone "hacked" into her computer and posted 2 tittie pics all over the internet.
I'd like to ask
1) who cares enough about Cassie to hack her computer cause I thought I was the only one who knew who she was
2) why wouldn't you zip file that shit?!

Obvs done for publicity, Cassie took to Twitter and I have to commend her comment on the matter:



PS: hey its Brit Brit behind Diddy!


Farrah Fawcett

I don't know how many of you are fans of Farrah but just to let every one know...she is losing her battle with cancer at the moment. Within the next few weeks I suspect we will get news that she has passed on.

Just recently I sat down to watch my favorite film of hers, The Burning Bed. Fantastic film about spousal abuse if you havent seen it. It was the first time Farrah showed her ability to act without the clutch of her amazing looks (her face is pretty busted for most of the movie).

Ryan O'neal, her truest of loves has been by her side during her struggle. "The hair is gone," Ryan told reporters. "Her famous hair. I have it at home. She didn't care. I rub her head. It's kind of fun, actually, this great, tiny little head. How she carried all that hair I'll never know. She doesn't have a vanity about it."

While their son is being a jackass getting in trubs with drugs, I know that this family is going to lose their rock soon!

I love this woman and it breaks my heart that such a bright star has to be dimed out by such a horrible disease.


Early Dude of the Week!

Johnny Polygon!

I just happened to stumble on to this dudes myspace music page and WOW...The beats are sick, the lyrics intelligent, and Johnny's voice has a lovley mix of Cee-Lo, Kid Cudi (a former Dude of the week) and even a little ShockG (another former DOTW!).

Check out his myspace and show some love to the Dopest Flyest OG Pimp Playa Hardcore Muthafucka! A song that has been on repeat all day!

*Girly fan PS: I have the same lighter as The Kid! chea!


Wednesday, May 6, 2009

That is not a place for children, Julia

Why would ANYONE get their kids names as a tramp stamp. Ok First off...why would anyone get a tramp stamp in the first place!!

Also. How come I am the only one who can find a bikini bottom that actually COVERS THE ASS. As a former Gap Body lady I will tell you that your bikini should fit like comfortable underwear when dry, because they shrink when wet (<--ha).

Julia should be ashamed! In this instance I am going to say something nice about Angelina...she got really good tattoos to commemorate her children. Latitude and Longitudes.. Lats and Longs. Perfect without being super stupid.

Would I put them on my arm though? nooooooo...see I just can't be nice to that cunt.


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