Maybe its the almost laughably 90's 90210 style shes got (including banging one of the alumni for almost 2 years).
Maybe its the cheap angelina look she's got. A "poor mans angie" if you will, tattoos and all.
Maybe its even that she herself thinks shes hot...but Megan Fox just doesn't catch my fancy...
I'm so tired of hearing that she's broken up with Brian Austin Green. Everywhere, TMZ, PITNB, of course even gaylicious Perez is jumping on the story. I think he's WAY HOTTER than her! If you aren't a 13 year old boy you probably could care less about him. BAG has longevity!
Megan just doesn't have what other hotter girls do. She's too young and processed and fake. Her hair and make up must take forever.
Lets hear about Demi Moore or something. Someone who has taken care of themselves and isn't just lucking into being pretty!
- ► 2010 (34)
- Dude of the week: Throw back edition!
- Thank god its not in 3D
- IKE AND TINA ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!!
- For such a nice day
- Those were the days...
- Megan Fox: Just not that interesting
- JRM no! don't let it rule your life!
- Rhianna Pregs?
- MADONNA'S A VAMPIRE
- A Blog for Grandma
- Dude of the week
- I Can't Wait For The Weekend To Begin
- Show of Hands!!
- Why does britney not watch youtube?
- Rhianna picture making waves
- Well Chris Brown is Fucked
- Suri says STFU to other children
- A What?
- Cover Girl
- Dating is Dead
- Are you going to the Circus?
- Hmm, maybe the dresses were ugly?
- Uncle Phil has failed you
- Lily Allen to Perez Hilton: "You are obsessed"
- Octo-Pussy: A reality tv show would exploit my kid...
- Quick note on comments
- Chantelle says Alfie is her main squeeze.
- The pussy from which Octo-Pussy burst through, spe...
- Peachy Keen! NSFW
- I wonder if Miley watches "Don't Forget the Lyrics...
- Remember this kid?
- Worth Mentioning: Dollhouse
- Dude of the Week
- Well at least it wasn't in the US
- Hey Perez...um wtf?
- Oh Jesus
- Angelina to Nadya: she's "creepy"...
- Quick note on Ike and Tina 2.0
- OctoPussy: This is long and long overdue
- Hit me again Ike, and put some STANK ON IT!
- WHORE ABLE
- ▼ February (41)