Monday, January 22, 2007

Perez Hilton. When a "some dude" becomes a big "some dude"


Perez Hilton for those who don't know, is an unattractive gay man who has found an unusual amount of fame with his celeb blog of the same name. Laid out with bright pink background and updated more frequently than most blogs, he is a dominating force on shit talk a celebrity to leech of them for a bit.

He's been featured on CNN, in a handful magazines, and is commonly photographed next to celebrities who probably have no idea who he is.

But why blog about him? Well because the man is quite possibly the most hate filled "mean girl" of all time. He's ragged on celebrities children (calling Britney Spears' son "special"), he has some weird fixation with getting Isaiah Washington fired (and then calls people fag on his next post), and constantly tries to "out" celebrities with furry when he assumes they are gay. He justifies this last act as "helping" them identify who they are.

Now really what does this guy have to be proud of? constant barrage of hateful comments that I'm sure one or two celebrities read and find offensive? (I'm hoping rail thin Lisa Kudrow didn't see his post on how she was the new Kirstie Alley..) His fake celebrity status and his new found glory as being the human enquirer? the fact that his man boobs have made it impossible for him to find love (hence why they are pictures of his mediocre schlong all over the web because he had to post pictures on a gay hook up site..which got very few responses btw)

He's a loser, but I'll still read his site because once in a great while, he'll have something awful to say about Angelina or some interesting new cooter shots of Britney.

But my love goes to a polite gossip site, because Pink truly is the new Blog
http://trent.blogspot.com/

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I can't stand this guy! Evert time I see him, I want to punch him in the face. He’s all over TV and magazines. What the heck?

"...and constantly tries to "out" celebrities with furry when he assumes they are gay. He justifies this last act as "helping" them identify who they are."

What a douche bag. Seriously, why even come out? He'll probably criticize them about that too. He's such an ass. Even the bitchiest people at my school aren't that mean. I know this might seem harsh but I hope he has a special place in hell. Who does he think he is, constantly talking shit on people? He needs to take a good look at himself before judging other people.