Monday, January 22, 2007

Perez Hilton. When a "some dude" becomes a big "some dude"

Perez Hilton for those who don't know, is an unattractive gay man who has found an unusual amount of fame with his celeb blog of the same name. Laid out with bright pink background and updated more frequently than most blogs, he is a dominating force on shit talk a celebrity to leech of them for a bit.

He's been featured on CNN, in a handful magazines, and is commonly photographed next to celebrities who probably have no idea who he is.

But why blog about him? Well because the man is quite possibly the most hate filled "mean girl" of all time. He's ragged on celebrities children (calling Britney Spears' son "special"), he has some weird fixation with getting Isaiah Washington fired (and then calls people fag on his next post), and constantly tries to "out" celebrities with furry when he assumes they are gay. He justifies this last act as "helping" them identify who they are.

Now really what does this guy have to be proud of? constant barrage of hateful comments that I'm sure one or two celebrities read and find offensive? (I'm hoping rail thin Lisa Kudrow didn't see his post on how she was the new Kirstie Alley..) His fake celebrity status and his new found glory as being the human enquirer? the fact that his man boobs have made it impossible for him to find love (hence why they are pictures of his mediocre schlong all over the web because he had to post pictures on a gay hook up site..which got very few responses btw)

He's a loser, but I'll still read his site because once in a great while, he'll have something awful to say about Angelina or some interesting new cooter shots of Britney.

But my love goes to a polite gossip site, because Pink truly is the new Blog

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Britney Spears...You Betch

I'm quite sure Britney spears' cooter is some sensory witch, because as soon as I pressed publish, my computer crapped out.

You hag...

Anyway, my 2 pennies on Britney Spears

Shes trashy, and thats why we like her. She IS the American girl. Maybe its a bit depressing to some, but I proudly walk outside my house looking like shit every now and then and I pride myself on eating Cheeto's and have a smoke while making out with random men.

I also like having the occasional "oops" baby

Britney..We love you...we particularly loved you when you were fit and not bloated from vodka and coke, but we love you.

Panties are no panties

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Isaiah Washington: Just another black guy??

From Perez Hilton to Pink is the New, everyone is up in arms about this Eric La Salle poser. The "gay community" (I only quote it because not all gay people care about this bullshit), has taken it upon themselves not only to boycott all ABC shows and use of their affiliates merchandise, but they are petitioning to have the man fired. Now maybe I have to be gay and have a lot of free time on my hands to understand this who thing, but isn't it better that he learn from his mistakes and be forgiven?

You can't fire someone for being ignorant. John Mayer has the right idea.

I would like to offer my suggestion for a solution; produce an episode of Grey's Anatomy in which Mr. Washington's character, Dr. Burke comes out to his friends and colleagues as a gay man!!! What better way for an actor to get to the roots of his discrimination than by portraying the very the subject of his own ire for the remainder of his contract? That'll learn ya!

Then there will be an episode where patient keeps calling him fag or faggot, queen, etc. BAM problem solved right? Not really but at least then all these fags who wont let up about him saying fag will calm the fag down.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Welcome All

I've talked about it for quite some time, but I've decided to make my own blog. Here you will find something a bit different. I would shit around acting as if all of my information has been relayed to me from sources. Instead this place is going to relay information to you.

What type of information?

That of the Celebrity Gossip train of course.

I will give my special brand of opinionated commentary on some of the more popular celeb blogs as well as on random bits of celebreality and pop culture that I find entertaining.

Maybe someday...I'll be rubbing elbows with the a totally sexually perverted sort of way.